ChrisL

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  1. I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky that you at least put spaces between words __ My mighty steed
  2. A sheriff goes into a saloon and the whole bar goes into hushed tones. He walks up to the bar and orders a whiskey from a very scared barman. "What can I do for you sheriff?" stammered the barman. The lawman spits on the floor, looks up, and from under the brim of his hat, in a growling voice says, "I'm lookin' for an outlaw name of Brown Paper Pete". The barman looks puzzled and says,"Well what's he look like, Sheriff?" The lawman gulps down his whiskey and replies in a low, gravelly voice, "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper waistcoat, brown paper trousers, has brown paper guns and rides a brown paper horse." The barman says "I don't remember a man like that - what' he wanted for?" After a short silence the lawman growls "He's wanted... for rustlin" __ My mighty steed
  3. ChrisL

    Klitana!

    Can we see a photo of your klitana? __ My mighty steed
  4. How bout this: Dear family member, I dont need your understanding, validation, approval, or support to make it OK for me to live my life on my own terms. Love, Person
  5. ChrisL

    Am I a whuffo?

    Nope. You are not a whuffo. But then again, you arent a skydiver either. You are now caught in some kind of bizarre limbo in between the two. You've gotta fix this __ My mighty steed
  6. Its as simple as this: If you date someone with no character or scruples, this is what you can expect. If they cheat on you, then dont lose any sleep over losing them. They were not worth your time and you are better off without them. This goes for men as well as women. __ My mighty steed
  7. My solution: Turn the other cheek. But tell them that was the ONE TIME they will get away with it. If they do it again and you'll fuck em up really bad. __ My mighty steed
  8. Out of all the retarded skydiving movies out there, Point Break is the most retarded of all __ My mighty steed
  9. Not only is football boring...its also dumb. Football is dumb __ My mighty steed
  10. If you keep going after boys while wishing for men, you will be eternally disappointed. Clue: Most (not all, but most) male skydivers are boys
  11. I did a search using: "Skymama's avatar in addition to the pictures of several dz.com hotties on a certain team's fabulous website" as my search filter. I got no results.
  12. Nyaa nyaaaaaa! Oh wait a sec...my 20 year was in 02 Ah..fuck it! Nyaaaa nyaaaa nyaaaaaa! __ My mighty steed
  13. I dont wanna have to work for it __ My mighty steed
  14. Yes. Very dissapointed indeed Spankings all around. __ My mighty steed
  15. Well damn, skychicks! I am certainly disappointed in this underwhelming response __ My mighty steed
  16. I hereby officially request that all skychicks that are using a teeny little picture of themselves as their avatar to please post the full sized version of the picture in this thread so that I can ogle you properly without getting eyestrain or headache! Thank you for your cooperation __ My mighty steed
  17. That's it! I've heard it with an adjective at the WFFC. "A Fuckload of skydivers." t The problem with this one is that it tends to convey the idea of a large quentity, as opposed to just any quantity. Therefore it wouldnt sound right to call a 6-way (for example) a fuckload of skydivers. I would feel comfortable using "fuckload" to describe a group of 30 or more. __ My mighty steed
  18. deep fried chicken skins __ My mighty steed
  19. I had to make a little notch in the liner for it to fit, but it took me about 12 seconds. After that it fit just fine :-) __ My mighty steed
  20. Yikes! 225 lbs is a lot of woman __ My mighty steed
  21. I'm not in the least bit concerned about potentially dangerous products being left on the market. I'm far more concerned about beneficial products being REMOVED from the market for idiotic reasons. Ephedra products. pro hormone products, etc I should have the right to chose it I want to use them. They should be clearly labeled as to potential side effects and MADE AVAILABLE for sale to adults. Whether its vioxx, stacker 2, creatine, andro, or whatever. STOP TAKING AWAY MY RIGHT TO CHOSE The most lethal drug in the world, the one that is responsible for more deaths every year than all the others combined isnt in any danger of being taken away. I'm talking about alcohol. Gimme a break. Label them clearly. Dont just take them away "for our own good" Give us the facts and let us chose. If you believe that they should take beneficial producs off the market because there is a small risk in some cases, then you would have to agree that they should make skydiving illegal. __ My mighty steed
  22. The integrity will not be affected. You can have it repaired without concern. The only issue to consider is "Do you want to wait that long"? __ My mighty steed
  23. ChrisL

    Dry Cereal

    A is for Apple J is for Jacks Cinnamon toasty Apple Jacks __ My mighty steed
  24. Their weapons seem kinda...old...or something...did someone say something about...nipples...or...umm? What were you saying? __ My mighty steed