Cajundude

I'd give anything to have this job! I just need to learn how to play well I guess.

I've been a career student. I have a BS in Political Science and a BA in French. I then received an MBA. That sucked so I went to MIT and received a double PhD in astrophysics and hydrophysics. I don't really like the people I've worked with because most of them are geeks. So, now I'm going to "Cutaway" and move to a DZ and live in a trailer because I want to be just like the best actor in the world, Stephen Baldwin. Yes, yes, yes!

Did you send some of the other ingredients so she can make those recipes?

I went out drinkin' With seven lovely women Ouch! My damn balls hurt.

Another beer. That is really the only thing that will make you feel better. Hair of the dog baby!

This is why we teach you to carry a knife. It's not really used as "a tool". If you see a shark you stab your buddy and calmly exit the water. As far as your crash course of 4 days, it can be done. Just be prepared for some long days on your first weekend. I used to teach these all the time but I feel the students retain more on the longer courses. There is a lot of information you will have learn. This course is also prescriptive teaching which assumes that the student has prepared themselves before the beginning of the class.

Ok, his name is SPLAK! Or, Hacky Or, Mad Max and if you get his nuts chopped you can call him Hacky No Sack

Oops. I guess that was a joke that I heard about Ura.

I like em all in a row! Nobody actually does one position throughout the entire holy act do they? You got to do a few and make it interesting. You know something like a 30-35 minute down on her (oral rocks) then maybe a quick couple of minutes in the missionary then start slammin' away with the buck for around 5 minutes then you have to let her play cowgirl for a while. That's a good one for me because she can knock herself out for 30 min. if she wants (feels good but doesn't drive me nuts, if you know what I mean). Then to finish up the job you have to nail that shit doggy for about 5 while spankin' that ass! in moderation of course depending on what she likes. Polite sentence: Pardon me, would you mind if I splak your kitty?

Talk about funny. I almost freaked when I moved to Houston and was watching the news and heard about the Hogg family. This asshole, who was a governor by the way, named his two daughters Ima and Ura, yes that would be Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg. They are quite a wealthy family and were philanthropists. You can do a search on the internet for them and find them I'm sure. The names are big in Houston.

I am so sorry for your loss. I wish I knew her so I could help you out but man you are screwed. You are going to be banned from all of the internet. Maybe you should see a preacher. You also need to relinquish you rig, to me. Sorry man. I hope things get better.

Everyone here is pretty much right on. If you have anymore questions that weren't answered post them or drop me an IM. I've been an intructor with PADI for 10 years. As far as PADI being the best license I would say there really isn't a best one. PADI is the most recognized one. Some of the other people like SSI or NASDS will get you more technical training and have more stringent requirements before you pass your class. However, PADI's system is a proven method and does work. I've studied just about all of them.

Same here. Spaceland is the shit!

I know you don't know me Sunshine but I would be happy to take on the repsonsibility of being your beneficiary.

Definitely not dead. I open doors all the time. It's courteous and gentlemanlike. I even let women enter and exit elevators before me.

I know that dude! I'll be doing the same!

Oops! My bad. I thought the other joke came from Cali but it was from Texas!

Even though I am from New Orleans I now live in Texas so here is a strike back from the Texans for the other joke! (which by the way is hilarious) MORAL: NEVER TRUST A TREE-HUGGER Walking through the woods, a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree, the first man replies." "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No , would you like to give it a try?" "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With that, the other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes his wallet, watch, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy hand cuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says. "This just ain't your day."

I've got to see that one drunk!

Shouldn't all the DZ.com women post their naked pics so we could let them know if they should pose in Playboy?

Mine is easy. It was on my birthday!

I can't comment on any DZs over there (obviously, look at my number of jumps) but I can tell you that Vancouver is an awesome place. Make sure you go skiing in Whistler which is about 2 hours North of Vancouver. It is the best skiing I've had yet. Good luck with your move.

I KNEW IT!

Both of you? I WANNA WATCH! I WANNA WATCH! Ok, I'll take the slaps now.