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    I'm not Texan but my boss sure is, here are some of his finest (although probably not his originals): It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra; He/she/that is about as useless as tits on a boar hog; Quit pissing on my leg and tell me it's raining; Awww, hail; My personal favorite from another Texan, She/He/That is uglier than a hat full of assholes! Oh yea, another favorite, She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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    Nipple tweaking! Hot Tubs! Drunkedness! I'm going to Virginia.
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    Would that be with or without cheese? Grrooooooooooosssss!
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    It's a pterodactyl!
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    Can we see the pics taken from the plane instead of behind the girls towards the plane?
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    Right on dude. That's suuuweeet.
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    I agree! What is wrong with you? In any event, LOL! Maybe we should ask, what's wrong with the idiot that took that pic?
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    My name is Comicus and I'm a Stand Up Philosopher.
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    How bout this. You can invent a suit that inflates into a bunch of cells that fill up with air that totally encloses the body. Once the body is enclosed the inside area (between the cells and the body) fill up with foam and shaving cream. When you impact the Earth you bounce around like the Mars Rover. Yea, that's the ticket.
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    Too bad Smarty, YOU LOSE! But, he was close to making history. Oh well.
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    Boy 'o Boy. I want a play thing like that! Please Santa Please! Where's the undie pics?
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    I watch it every now and then because I luuuuuuuuuuuve to cook. I've only seen the Iron Chef lose once. I don't remember who beat him though.
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    Let me be the judge of that! Oh yea, excellent! Congrats!
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    Hairpie! DrunkMonkey has the right idea!
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    Actually you look like you're about 36! Bwahahaahaha! Just joking you really look like you're 22!
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    Happy Birthday!
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    I think I'd give up a nut to hit below 64!
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    Excellent! I was actually thinking about that this morning and almost asked the question. Glad to hear it.
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    Well, uh, umm, uh, I can sometimes break 95 with no training and playing about twice a year. Think you can help?
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    Hmmm. I'm assuming this is high school. I wonder if the girls need any stand up models. I'd be happy to move over to England. I know a few Solicitors that could hook me up with places to stay.
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    Well we're gettin' there. I was looking for the guaranteed spot on the tour as well as the steady income. Then we have the deal.
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    Your on if you guarantee that I can make a living!
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    ...and let us know which can or dumpster! I've got the same damn sock problem. I literally have all of my socks but am missing the mate. My dog thinks socks are fun and manages to steal one of each. I think I will do the same thing as you this weekend.
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    I have a purple one!