Cajundude

OMG, that is some funny shit.

Ok, so who's going to make the first twat container? Maybe a twee-twat shaped canopy? How bout a dick-shaped rip cord? Geeeeez...

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Yep, Big Gay Al.

No probs in the Texas area.

WATCH OUT FOR THE ROUS!

1. Whats your name? Jason 2. How old are you? 33 on May 5th. 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? It freakin' rocks. Burnt out on scuba. Did static about 10 years ago. Waited to long to start. 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Married but I was told not for long if I start hanging out at the DZ. Cool. 5. Do you have kids? Nope, should make for an easy divorce since I will now be spending most of my time at the DZ in about a week. 6. What do you drive? 2002 Corvette 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? No 8. Where do you live? Kemah, Texas 9. Do you have any pets? Chocolate Lab 10. How many jumps do you have? 4 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? U.S., French heritage 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? No 14. Favorite Movie? Blazing Saddles 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Work 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Not sure yet. Will be after Freefly and Wingsuit 18. Do you have siblings? 1 half brother 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Australia 20. What's your favorite color? Green/Yellow 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Vancouver to go skiing in Whister.

KamaSutra videos are much better! You can follow along.

Oh shit, no matter how many times I read this I still laugh my ass off.

Yes, excellent pics. Thanks again for sharing.

Yea I figured as much since it is such an old pic. Not to mention the degenerates on this site... Here's a couple of more for the road! The first ones are ALL natural!

No comments on the x-ray? Is that a little over the edge for the forum policies?

Ooo, I can beat it. My boss buys me lunch every single day! Don't want to see him that much but I get free lunch out of the deal.

Happy Birthday!

No, that's not disturbing. THIS IS DISTURBING!

Blazing Saddles or History of the World because I think that stupid shit is hilarious.

Found one on my computer I forgot about.

Well, let's see, that would be Weegee, Sunshine, Vanilla, Miss Plaything and me jumping out of an airplane naked and landing on a big matress full of melted chocolate and strawberries! Rose petals are surrounding the outskirts of the giant matress and their is a fresh breeze with deer and koala bears playing in the background. The sky is a beautiful sunset for hours and hours and there is a never ending supply of 1971 Chauteau Haut Brion. Hmmm....

Eat less fiber so your shit sinks.

Seriously, I know you don't know me but I could find it in my heart to help a fellow skydiver in need. It wouldn't put me out too much.

Welcome to the club man, which region are you a member of, or haven't you signed up with a collector's group? I do this on the side, next to work and skydiving. It sure makes for a busy life, but it is so rewarding... Iwan Getting a hard to find towelette does make the pecker hard doesn't it!

Very much so! I was in moist towlette collecting for years. Finally the liablility caught up with me. I just couldn't keep taking chances anymore not to mention the insurance cost is quite steep. It is a very dangerous hobby. Sometimes you have to handle 2 or maybe even three towelettes at a time. God forbid if you don't store them correctly. If you keep them all in one place, like a fishbowl, you can seriously hurt yourself when you want to view a particular towelette. Statistics show that reaching into a fishbowl full of moist towelettes gives a 1 in 300,000 chance that you will receive quite a nasty paper cut. Just think about it! That is some thick paper so it will be a nasty cut. Some of the moist towelettes seem to have a thin layer of foil inside the paper. That's metal! We're talkin' serious infection. You also run the risk of jamming one of the corners of the moist towelette under a fingernail! Could you imagine! It was quite a decision to make but between the rising costs of liablility insurance for the hobby, the severity of the injuries, the tremendous amound of time it drains and the intellect it takes to be a connoisseur of moist towelettes I just had to give it up and take up a safer hobby such as skydiving. I wish you luck in your new venture but please, please, please under all circumstances in the wide world of moist towelette collecting make sure you are extremely cautious and careful. Also a word of advice, there are a lot of phony moist towelette packages out there so before you think you are getting a too good to be true deal, check it out, becase it probably is too good to be true. Stay away from the collectors in Algeria and Nigeria. The have been trying to pass bogus moist towelettes into the U.S. Be careful and good luck.

Oops. Gotta go back. I forgot to look at the shirts. Gee, let's see, I wonder where she works. That is just plain ass ridiculous to have tits like that on her body. Ok guys, you don't have to slam me, I didn't say I wouldn't play with 'em! I certainly wouldn't date someone like that though.

Let's all leave the bastard a message.

Love 'em! Besides, they make for a good hump day when you can't go outside to play.