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  1. josheezammit
    well, i got me a brand spankin new j5k odyssey back in may, and now in august about 70 jumps on the bad boy, when i freefly with my friends it seems like every jump the main closing flap comes open, I have a 220 triathalon in it and it packs up pretty tight, any thoughts or advice? I think I'll give bill booth a call next time Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    ok dude now you are just encouraging them, don't think this shit will make things any better, you are just giving them more ammo, those boys are unstoppable edited to add: you might as well have added a link for your own lindsay lohan fan site Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    just so you all know Kevin is gonna cry like a girl with a skinned knee after she graduates and have empty nest syndrom, BAD Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT As for me, i never really got bored, i just usually would get into so much trouble that I wanted to return to school so the spankings from my grandma would end Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    my pastor's wife told me the neatest phrase based on guilt this sunday, and i was just going to put it into my super secret blog but i thought I would share it with the lot of you. "you live longer with your past then with your future" now I don't know about you, but I am done with that statement, in my church we always talk about how we are forgiven, how every day we start with a clean slate, how we should live by that, why then is this women reminding me to feel hella guilty? I just don't know, any how my horiscope, on yahoo said this to me today and usually I am in the mood to just click right on by my home page but today I thought that it actually mad a bit of sense, when it said loose your burdens, I could not agree more, have a great day and forget about yesterday, its already left you. so what do you think? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    no more chapelle, makes me sad http://tv.yahoo.com/news/eo/20050803/112311318000.html Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    Dammit I have gotten way more negative ratings then positive yet, oh no, those beautiful people are telling me that me and my ninja turtles shirt aren't beautiful, oh damn, break my f-ing heart this website is pretty damn ridiculous Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    ok yall here is the deal, right now I am awaiting validation from the sites moderators, then the little darling members that view my profile will be able to rate me, and then I will discover if i gain audience with the beautiful people or not. There are two things I would like to be remembered for, Shoving a kids ice cream cone into his face, and then yelling "YOU FUCKING REMEMBER ME!" and shitting on all the coats at a party, this winter, and being pretty has nothing to do with either one of those Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    same one as my icon Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    i hope i don't get rejected it might break y fragile little heart Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    i registered, i will hollar at you when i get the exciting news Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    dude, there is a frickin "application fee" of 10 bucks to be "judged" WTF, mate? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    I'll do it, this should be funny.....hehhehehe Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    God gives us choice that was his plan, they world is the way it is because the choices mankind has made, sin entered our hearts we began to destroy shit, one day we will have destryed everything Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    na Zee, i think because of your home you have the right to be sensitive to that, and just for the record, i did not name them, I just drink the shit out them, but in honor of sensitivity, I will rename them, they will now be dubbed, "have some respect for zeemax and britain drinks" Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    evil evil man, well i guess you better just get ready for my dd list from drop zone to be just Syraya and you then......bitch Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    thanks for all your help and casie i still would but the number changed Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    I am telling you, if i would have been on last night some of you would have been heckled, wow, i love whiskey, and i love Irish car bombs, so how do you get on the DD list? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    ok ok ok to make mine somewhat more original, who is excited about the goblet of fire movie..........I truly suck........... Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    alright confess who is going to be thinking about and reading the half blood prince too much this weekend, and might even miss a few jumps cause of it. (Josh slowly raises hand) Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    Josh's 8 simple rules for life..........hehheheh always trust your heart it's the only thing that measures what truly matters be young wild and free, just like texas in 1880 whenever life gives fruit of any kind including the dreaded and loathed lemon, make some mother fucking (insert fruit name here) magarita's with that shit beer makes you happy, i am dead serious this is like proven science van wilder says, "never take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive......write that down." don't ever do what the beloved Jeff Standley tells you to do, you could end up drunk as balls at Jason Peters and Amy C's house always replace your closing loop if it shows 10 percent of wear or more most importantly, always forgive, never hate, don't hold grudges life is too short, and loving someone will always make you feel better then hating them. and your bonus rule is of course, have your pet's spade or nutured this of course is a joke Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    douva is right for texas! (3) a person who is an officer of a religious organization and who is authorized by the organization to conduct a marriage[0] ceremony[0]; and that is how I can, the trick is getting a church saying that you can do it, i am a commissioned minister and my church will allow it i could do it with a nortary, but alas, I have to work to that weekend sorry guys Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    hey beth how are ya? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    ummmmmmmmm you know jeff like the pics of me with the cactus in arizona Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    hahahaa alright we will get you some that are at least funny Ahh, what a wonderful world.