josheezammit

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  1. maybe not lionel richie not even in the seventies, but his daugther, me and her could have some fun Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  2. i just wish more people would have chosen option c. it made me smile and think, "hehehhee, i'm fucking witty" Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  3. george you dirty dirty man, you know that i had to do what i had to do you passed me up and now i must get 20 jumps this weekend to regain my lead Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  4. o no, i just like to mess with roberto here, he is the most fun lawyer i know Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  5. don't girls drink you under the table at nationals? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  6. damn, that crazy tequila makes people do almost anything! (e.g. sometimes when i drink tequila, i begin to act like neil patrick harris in harold and kumar go white castle, except no cocaine, i just drink more) Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  7. HEHEHHEHEHEHE, Kevin answer your phone Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  8. They are ok untill SOMEONE comes outside the back packing area and looks up. Man no one at our dropzone would ever do that, UNLESS, he was really drunk and thought that there was a jumper in distress and was making sure to see if the scene was safe sorry Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  9. HAHHAHAHAHA, you have gone and warped my fragile little mind Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  10. i had to block this guy one time he kept asking me since i was a minister if I could help lead this cult he was starting up i had to decline, no, not really but it sux that y'all have had to do so Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  11. last summer we at Skydive san marcos had one out, but there was not water on it, and if you got on it the swoop kids would end up planting a foot up ya ass, or something as equally painful, maybe this summer I will try anyway Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  12. thank you ma'am Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  13. ooooooOOOOoooooooooo, just wait jeff, just wait saturday is closer then you know Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  14. don't worry i do have fun with that business, and I tell all the kiddos all the dumb crap i have done and how they should never ever do it Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  15. Awwwww Jeff, I knew i should have tackled you and beat you into the ground when i had the chance on saturday! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  16. Now Rick, its unfair to say that we cannot bring in our beliefs into skydiving you have known me for a year now and that truly disappoints me, so its all fine and dandy if you bring yours, but I got to check mine at the wrecked t-bo? I am a christian skydiver, I love God, the air, and pretty texas sunsets as I jump out the otter, an all I am asking for rick, is for you to respect that, the way i respect you
  17. sooooo, can i get a hug? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  18. SO yesterday was my day off, and i got my new license and my new parachutist at the same time, and since the tv could not hold my attention and I have seen all the dvd's I own like a bizillion times, I read the WHOLE DAMN ISSUE. from the fatality report, to all the names of the rising fallers, and even mr. glenn bangs note as our pres of the USPA. I loved that note and what it had to say about his peer mentality towards other skydivers, and the way that we should treat each other. I quickly remembered my AFF last year as he was teaching the new instructors at skydive san marcos, and the brief contact I had with him. I had one of the worst STUDENT landings ever and he kindly walked over to me and said really slowly "flare" and then i said sorry for f-ing stuff up and he said (as he bends over and looks at me knees) "its not my forgiveness you need, but their's" points at both knees. he laughed a second with me and that was it. But he took the time to do it. Today the memory of that moment of encouragement and the many others that i have had keep me going, even when I am tired and dirty and just got off work and am a wee bit mean on the weekends, I still will go jump, cause i love it. I look foward to this season and encouraging new students, and old friends, and realizing that although I must leave the teaching to the coaches and instructors, I need no rating to be a mentor! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  19. come on and stop by san marcos as well we are the nearest DZ to San Antonio, just a mere 45 minutes away from the north side, if you drive like me or brains Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  20. I am in Love with a girl, I have not met her, I don't know her name, but i know she is out there, and i cannot wait to meet her, until then, I'll be smooth, I'll be cool, I'll be useful, I'll be cavalier, I'll be yours my dear......... Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  21. how bout y'all be safe heather! Ahh, what a wonderful world.