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  1. HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!? Grue starts a retro trend with his new helmet descision http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=57920; Man that would scare some children on landing at the DZ. "Mommy the evil robots are landing!!!!!" Ok at least i would pee myself....... Making the ghost of Howard Hughes proud, ghost Howie comes out of his room with one handful of a jar of urine, and the other with a proud thumbs up, simply stating, "It will fly!" Damn Grue, if you ever see me on a load with you and that helmet, I will be frantically crawling to the door Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  2. Then Rev its about time you came to Texas Our weather this weekend Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  3. Top stories this week: "Hey Nicole, Hey Kayla.....XOXOXOXOX" This week the bonfire is in a fuss over the two well known adult entertainment stars that post on our beloved website. A sudden increase in the interest in porn (like skydivers needed one) brought many to give their ideas of how to write their own porn script. Hell, I lurked like I have never lurked before, from this corner of Texas we bid you welcome, and sight that your work is appreciated by all, and thanks for......everything This just in....... frenchy will date a seven year old. When explaining his reasons for such a wide age range, he stated that 'carpet bombing' provides the best results. Look out 2nd graders everywhere.... Murder he wrote Like Angela Lansberry and shit, Benji solves the mystery of who the skydiving movie murderer is/was/so on and so forth. F-in bandwith..... Congrats on your 1000th jump too! May you have many more! "Oh Eloy eloy, why have you forsaken me!?!??!?" People Discuss their AWESOME adventure to the desert, talking about all their fun jumps, and awesome beer truck adventures, and how awesome it was to be there. As jealousy consumes me, I plot my evil revenge for next year. I think to times when I will drink the mighty lake of oil out from the dark spout of the Dc-3 and its Radial engines of the god's, somehow i will be sooooooo drunk that i will get away with bathing in the swoop ponds, and Betsy will let me off with a friendly warning and a counseling session. I will arrive in the heat of the night and low, I will return to my computer after and speak of my AWESOME time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! editors' note: I will pack nice, nice this month so i will not have a cut-away since y'all had fifty-eleven of them. UT wins! Ipods Suck, and I am done typing......Let's go jump! Its friday people, stop reading my post and get to the sky......See you next week. Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  4. oh man, if that is true, I am gonna eat all sorts of sugar for a year straight and then, then the dentist i shall use shall be you! MWAHHaHAHAHaHAHAHaHAHA Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  5. The course starts on Febuary 17th at 9:00AM so bring your membership card and logbook if necessary. There is one day of classroom in which we will discuss the materials in the IRM and SIM that pertain to the coach rating. To be successful each candidate must score satisfactory on 2 teaching sections from category A, and on several topics for ground preparation for group free fall skills (cat. G and H.) You must score satisfactory on 2-evaluation jumps to test your air skills. Contact manifest for more details, pm me, just come and watch my 2 eval jumps, they are sure to be a hoot Please Come it will rule!!!!!!! "I can do a gear check......isn't that all a coach does?" Author Unknown Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  6. When i met him almost a year ago, I'll admit it, i was intimidated as hell, I mean I am a big guy, but this boy is huge! However his canopy is small, his heart is large with enough room for all those he cares about, he is always there to teach me whatever i ask about, encourage me when i do well, scold me when i am a naughty skydiver, laugh with me, and just plain old be my friend, what can i say, I get all all excited when i see bright green cobalts flying, cause soon all those around might stand in awe as he comes in for another swoop, as they see the grace of a saint in a man that is a semi retired hellion. I can not tell you enough, that Eric Butts is my skydiving hero. Who do you look up to?
  7. where are the pics of kim and my canopy........oh wait that was last year Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  8. it loses its' value, cause Adam is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  9. you are so dirty Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    i hear if you can be labeled as a midget or "little person" accidently, then this is a rule that might apply to you, soo i think you might need to take heed....... HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  11. A year ago today I thought I would have already left my Texas behind, I found a good many reasons to stay....... Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and all that. wishing you and yours the best Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  12. I think walt is the reason they are on the island and everyone else fits into the scheme of who he needed with him to be there, just a thought, remember the second polar bear? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  13. Yup I'll admit I am hooked on this, all i want to know is why but JJ abrams won't tell me. He teases my senses with DVD's of the first season, and with the joy of a Golf course that Hurley made, I just wanna know what the hell is going on, I love this. Anybody else watch LOST? I have comtemplated kidnaping the man so i can find out what is going on Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  14. nice.................woman Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  15. ya boi! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  16. December 17th - Night Jumps December 25th - join us for a seasonal Skydive - yes we will be open December 31st - midnight jump January 1st - first jump of the new year come on ladies, we will see you out there! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  17. I GOT A TIP DRINK!!!!!!!!!! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  18. lady you're scaring me........ Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  19. where did you think you would be today a year ago? did you get there? or are you somewhere else? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  20. So in my efforts to find a new canopy for me one of my friends Ryan let me jump his 189 safire and it was a great ride, i loaded it up at 1.46 and the toggle pressure and riser pressure seemed less then the saber 2 and the openings while soft were way quicker then what i was used to with my triathalon. I put a total of three jumps on it, and i enjoyed it. What are the big differences to yall between the safire and sabre 2? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  21. ya mine is navy, navy, navy, white, red, white, red, and then some dirt in there too Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  22. awwwwwwww Jeff, you know I always appreciate your kind words, and when i get, I would love it if y'all took more pics with the canopy, her name shall be shee-nae-nae
  23. I have jumped the 190 three times now, and I love it, in regards to what chuck said the flare, it was incredible compared to my triathalon, I tried flaring it like my triathalon, and i found that i did not even extend my arms 3/4 through the stroke of the flare and got the same amount of flare as i was used to with the tri, I loved the increase in speed, not too much, not too little but just right, well i guess kevlar is gonna get a call from me pretty soon, and all my freaking money too Ahh, what a wonderful world.
  24. So i am interested in down sizing from a 220 triathalon to a 190 sabre 2, I load the 220 at 1.25 and if i get the 190 it will be 1.43. I have 341 jumps on the triathalon, and she is getting a little tired, she was used when i got her, and I was interested in hearing y'alls input on skill level/wing loading/josh is a retard and should never be allowed the downsize oppurtunity/just what you think in the meantime input. I would like to put at least 400 total jumps on the tri before she goes, to a better place.......speak on it!