Frenchy68

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  1. Uh? It's not her "fete", but her "anniversaire"! Joyeux Anniversaire, Mel.
  2. When I went through AFF, a long, long time ago, there was no tunnel training for first pack jobs! I should be around on Sunday to taste some of the beer you shall be buying.
  3. Is that legal? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  4. The "Russian" forum. Go figure! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  5. Be careful... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  6. One tip from experience on jumping in regular clothes: TUCK THE BOTTOM OF YOUR TOP INTO YOUR PANTS/UNDER YOUR LEG STRAPS. I did a jump once in T-shirt and regular pants, did not tuck my T-Shirt in. On opening, the shirt flipped back up and was covering my handles. I fixed it on my next jump, which was a good idea, as it ended up in a cutaway! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  7. Much easier to find the ideal girl, THEN turn her into a skydiver. Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect. That's why I'd bring mine dressed in the "Gimp" outfit. And I'd booby trap her! Go ahead. I'll just worry about trapping her boobies. BOOBIES!!! Hence the booby trap concept. Replace the nipples with detonators. Skydivers go for the boobies first... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  8. Much easier to find the ideal girl, THEN turn her into a skydiver. Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect. That's why I'd bring mine dressed in the "Gimp" outfit. And I'd booby trap her! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  9. Eyeballing around 2.5 Who the hell really keeps track though? Do you people keep little black books? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  10. Much easier to find the ideal girl, THEN turn her into a skydiver. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  11. Very true. And 'shrooms do make teeth grow. Fast! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  12. Great! There goes my reputation... Good job lady. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  13. Brilliant idea. Sunshine as moderator. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  14. I've been crazy about GFD since day one. I even proposed to her, but she turned me down. I have her name tattooed in Gothic Letters between my shoulder blades. I named my third child after her. I saved a hair of hers I picked up from the floor one day and had it implanted on my cheek. What to do, what to do... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  15. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  16. hmmm...that makes me think..... Frenchy is being strangely quiet since I posted this thread...... Fear not, I am paying attention. WHat was the question again? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  17. Isn't it the kind of things that comes out naturally? WTF do I know anyway... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  18. An unfounded myth! The great lakes have some of the best preserved coral reefs. Poking Jimmy Hoffa's bloated belly with a stick is also an underwater crowd favourite. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  19. Technically, this is another one... You're sharp! I wanna be you when I grow up, Rémy Lovey Dovey. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  20. Another random number? Blues, Dave Shit! I thought I was writing a PM! How do I delete my post? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  21. You're not smarter then you look are you? Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  22. Take it as a carry on. Make sure you have your AAD card with you. Last time I flew, it went fine (including having 2 hook knives in the gear bag!!!) "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  23. 206-271-6494 But keep it to yourself! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
  24. Stick to your current job, Clay! She's barely one notch above Wingnuts! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."