Frenchy68

This thread has greatly improved my safety and training abilities. I can't wait until it gets to page 5. By then, I should be a skygod... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Probably right after "envy of Frenchy's god given skydiving ability"! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Some can... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

I already told you! She's buried in my backyard. That'll teach her! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Better yet. He was probably trying to get lucky *with* the porta-potty. PS: I love the new avatar. Whose X-Rayed uterus is it? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Quickly in before Rémi locks this thread! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

I love the thread so far, but would love to: 1/ find out what Veter did to be on the list, from experienced jumpers (who either put him on or concur with him being on the list). Obviously, Kiting his canopy was not the main reason. 2/ hear how Veter rebutes #1 3/ will have fun reading all the replies to UntamedDog's post...

Is this the official "I pledge my unconditional love to you on dz.com regardless of what may happen later" thread? I always thought there should be one of these... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

...lucky tent... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Last time I saw her, she was wearing diapers, foaming at the mouth, calling herself "Gigi", and living in a trailer with a dude known as "Da SMS Pimp". May their first child be a French masculin child. Yo fools, live it up!

Then you do know that you go for the target audience, which more than likely, is not specifically skydivers. The average Joe won't know, and won't care. It's done with almost every single product. It's about how good it looks, not how "true" it is. Car commercials depict vehicles that are not street legal all the time. Not to mention them Beermeisters dropping sugar in the beer glass for nicer bubbles! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

In any case, where would the film and advertising industries be without willful suspension of disbelief? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Bwahahahaha!!! Someone avenged me! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Have you done a search in the forums? It seems to me there are many, many threads regarding AFF... Makes more sense than a cold memo, because a thread gets feedback from different people. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Well, it seems the existence of such pool sure got his attention and generated emotions, which could be a good starting point... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Congrats Bob.

"Mechanical," not "Marine." Are you sure it doesn't stand for "Mammal"? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Queenstown in the South Island has all of the above and much, much more. Kiwis are really outdoors people, and come up with new, original extreme sports (such as Zorb!) on a regular basis. Remember, Kiwis, if I'm not mistaken, developped the modern version of Bungee jumping... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Static line from the upper deck to the dock. A no brainer. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Dear Mrs Barnhouse, It is with great pleasure I can announce to you that I shall be present at your friendly gathering this coming holiday season. In that regards, I would like to present you with some ground rules that should make my experience as pleasurable as can be. I would like a room with a window facing South, preferably on the 4th floor or higher of your facilities. Please make sure the complimentary bar is re-filled every day. I usually have breakfast in my room (make sure there are fresh croissants daily), but please, not before 9AM. I will need a packer, preferably a woman, hot as shit a big plus. I will expect this person to pick up my canopy from the landing area where I will leave it upon landing. 352ft snivells are my favourite. It is also my preference that I set the landing direction, even though I may not be the first person down. Please advise Mr Burke of this matter, I am sure he will have no problem with it. Also, please note that I should be addressed as Monsieur Frenchy, and not Dude, Bro or Asshole. Should you have any comments, please forward them to my agent. Sincerely, "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Frenchy's already taken! Nice try though... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

:3:0 3 fun solos, some great, fun landings.

What are you refering to? Sex? Or maybe you intended your post to be directed to someone else... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

I'm already financially independant. I think Tallguy is still looking for a roommate though. Talk to him Are you posting from Nebraska already then? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

Yeah. Kind of like sex. Brilliant analogy! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."