billeisele

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  1. if the warning was in mexican spanish they could have read it Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  2. it is amazing what can get accomplished when folks go to work instead of waiting for the government to come and "save" them the NRA has grant money for these type projects, submit an application and see what happens Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  3. :11:1 big college weekend for tandems, weathered out on Saturday, did 11 on Sunday, we did about 125 that day finally received my 30 year cert, only 14 months late - just to be clear, it was not USPA's problem, it was mine - my 2 kids were there for tandem and got in the pic along with the RD, DZO and other fine feathered friends Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  4. interesting situation "Please help me help my dad not loose his money." not what you wanted to hear but - how can they steal something that wasn't his to start with? i agree that they should have given him reliable info about his pension so he could plan his retirement, so maybe taking back the overpayment is a rotten thing to do, but I beleive that pension fund managers probably have a legal responsibility to the "fund" seems like there would be some time limit on how far back they can go to collect the overpayment let us know how this turns out Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  5. The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone !!! Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. http://www.uspa.org/AboutSkydiving/SkydiverDemographics/tabid/303/Default.aspx look here for you rnumber Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. whatever you see in this picture it means you want me Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  8. I'm on my way to pick up Lisa Moooo over Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. so how much trouble can you get into and out of in 5 weeks? use the time wisely: 1) jump 2) don't worry about cleaning - schedule a maid service the day before the return 3) jump some more 4) have some friends over for a party 5) plan a surprise so she'll know you were thinking about her - organize/rearrange the closet, wives love that 6) buy a big screen that she will just love - don't worry you've got the money, after all she is getting travel pay and all expenses covered right? that is a good start, others can add to the list Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. don't like the hat but I like what I see here Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. its simple - whats hers is hers, whats yours is hers you can always ask for lunch money just be nice Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  12. do you have a clone? one that I can underpay, under appreciate, etc., and they will still love me if the compensation was higher they would not have that problem, but it is their problem not yours watch out for yourself Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  13. blew a tire on take off, crashed thru the lights at the end of runway, crossed a major 4-line road, road was still closed Sunday night Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  14. But if I use them for a reference won't the new job call them up and start asking questions about me as an employee? That's how I thought it worked. Though I could be wrong. I've had very few jobs (they all lasted several years each) and most of those jobs I got because I already knew the people there. - go for it, I'm in the job search mode after 26 years with the same company - might call, might not - if they find out or when you tell them, just give a simple answer, no need for details, "the new job offers more opportunity" or "leaving to pursue new challenges" are perfectly acceptable Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  15. yeah, our crews followed instructions and skipped him but on the next block over a house had some kind of "scantily clad women and beer" sign out front, they decided that cold beer was better and connected the power, he was on the same circuit Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  16. forget the exit - how about that cool front loop and great performance at pull time as long as the jumper knows the proper way to exit stable when they want to, then who cares how they exit at other times
  17. welcome back Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  18. i'm sure someone will thank you for that - but it won't be me Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  19. Some days you are the windshield Some days you are the bug Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  20. Sunday morning after a Saturday evening chili cookoff Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. Happy BDay Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. like a pretzel - but we like twisted so its OK
  23. Let's hit a few of them Racist-He has to be an adopted Garcia cuz the little shit's got no work ethic Sexist-He runs like a girl Homophobic_Well, he's been locked up enough that he should be over that Crap-it was a good idea for a post but it's late adn I got nuthin else. Somebody cover the other deadly sins for me here is your phonographic sin Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  24. you should have let him hear the sound of you opening a cold beer Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  25. we've got 200 folks down there working to restore power - they skipped his block Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.