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some folks - military, educators, college kids, and others - get a 10% discount it is tricky to find the discount on the Apple website click Customer Service and then click on question #10, Where to find discounts Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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nude is not as sexy as a little mystery nice undies or lingerie works for me, matching is better but not necessary Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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new ski boots and shorts - gotta break them in sooner or later Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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some calls from federal goverment locations will register as "unknown" places like prisons and some other secret places, might be an inmate dialing a wrong number Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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How Small Does a Penis Have to Be To Make You Laugh?
billeisele replied to genoyamamoto's topic in The Bonfire
20 ounces huh?? lets see - 3.14 x radius squared x length = volume (this is better than the square peg in the round hole thing) 20 ounces = 36 cubic inches or 591 cubic centimeters so for instance 2.5 inches thick and 7.3 long = 20 ounces Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. -
(insert name of favorite panties) - they look good anywhere! Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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How Small Does a Penis Have to Be To Make You Laugh?
billeisele replied to genoyamamoto's topic in The Bonfire
length x width x height = volume does this count for anything? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. -
you really raised the bar with that PRO stuff - does 40 points on a one-way count? but for real - don't really care what label gets placed on this person - when they catch 'em lets hope the lawyer doesn't try the insanity defense Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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next time your group comes to visit us for big ways, you should came along, the boys here have plenty of knives, guns and other fun weapons Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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my bad - grammer, sentence construction, whatever - should not have tried posting this after working 18 hours and after a few relaxation liquids to clarify - i don't have an issue with the age of the passenger but rather am a little troubled by the performance of the TI Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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Ants!! I've got them too. They are everywhere, like some horror movie. They don't bite just a real pain. Talcum powder will block their trail and sprays will kill the ones you see but there are many more to take their place. They are amazing bugs. They can find a small piece of food 20 yards or more from their home, wander all over the place to get to it and then take it home. I've got them around the house and climbing every tree by the hundreds. You've got to stop them outside your house. Start around the foundation with poison, baits and other stuff. I have not tried this but have been told that cedar shavings will keep them out. If you use baits, put it next to the trail not on the trail. My exterminator recommended this stuff in a tube or syringe. It seems to work great (got to get some more). I think it is food mixed with boric acid. Your local bug killer folks should be able to help you out. Once you start to get them under control (reduce the population) you should be able to stop them with periodic treatment. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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Has anyone else seen the ABC News story of the tandem jump posted today on AOL Video on Demand? Skydiving Grandma Takes Flight http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/scp_v3/viewer/index.php?pid=16598&rn=49750&cl=619880&ch=61492&src= Bill Booth will love this one. The jump is from a Cessna with an 80-year old. IMO this is the stuff that eventually gets us all in trouble. Can't say much about the tandem master but looks like they have great video staff. Edited by slotperfect to make the link clicky Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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tandem video using videographer in one plane, tandem in another
billeisele replied to pchapman's topic in Instructors
shouldn't be a big deal if the guy in the trail plane can fly we used to do formation load 7 ways (182 & 172), would launch a 2-way from the lead and have 2 divers, a good flier from the trail 172 would be there quicker than the 4th jumper from the lead, under 5 seconds leave from the step, tracking up the line of flight, leave with the tandem - don't be late, you'll close the horizontal fast and will overshoot if not careful, manage the vertical while closing sounds like fun Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. -
I've refused students for numerous reasons: alcohol, suspected drug use, pregnancy, over sized breast implants, physical impairment, weight, and attitude attitude - had one guy that continuously asked - what happens if you release this, how does this snap work, how does this chest buckle work, how low can you pull and still live, what happens if-- the final straw was when I overheard him say - wouldn't it be cool if you unsnapped and -- the tone and repetition of the questions sounded very strange this was a risk I was not willing to take the DZO agreed with all of these Miss Big Boobs went with someone else and got injured kinda like I suspected might happen Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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Tandem Instructor Poll: Student Harness Adjustment
billeisele replied to slotperfect's topic in Instructors
100% ready to go except for the frap hat and goggles hook up at 9K, any final minor adjustments (if necessary) are done, frap hat on, goggles on when the door opens Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. -
AFF Instructors - when were you first punched on the mainside at pulltime
billeisele replied to tdog's topic in Instructors
it sure is nice to be 6'2" with long arms, i also slide to the left at pull time to reduce this risk my worst scare was with a 130 lb spinner, I'm 200 lbs, caught a knee in the head, was dazed for 1000+ feet this was when the Cypress had first come on the market, ordered one that day Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. -
runners would look bad at the shoe show, heels always look better but it might be easier to climb that steel pole with runners Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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world wide poll: do instructors overload their reserves
billeisele replied to darnknit's topic in Instructors
what the heck, load it (forget semantics) all you want but just don't ask for a refund when the outcome is less than desired seen 2 many folks that have tried to land a small reserve off the DZ in a tight spot, not pretty for me the choice is simple, fun main canopy, conservative on the reserve to each his/her own Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. -
i'm a tandem I and have add PRK on one eye, so I have monovision, it took a couple of weeks for the brain to figure it out but I have no trouble driving, skydiving, spotting, etc. this is a lot better than wearing contacts in both eyes and loosing them when the passenger knocks your goggles off - Houston we have a problem - Uh which way is the DZ not exactly a legal recommendation but you could take the test wearing one contact in order to have 20-20 in both eyes Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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- don't worry that is just my a lighter in my pocket - 2 more of these and I get to jump by myself - 90% of the TM's go great, already did 9 good ones today Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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- solid exits prevent most of the junk, after that just fly - I hook the legs on that very rare occasion when their legs are swimming around and their shoes are beating my legs to death - I generally stay away from their arms, grasping their hands (maybe repositioning their arms) and then releasing will oftentimes help them relax - mother nature made it easier for me - 6'2", 210 lbs., ATD Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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assuming it is a video person that you have not jumped with much or recently: - find out how they plan to exit, our folks use 3 different exits (Twin Otter) and my exit is slightly different to match theirs - find out what they plan to do - stay in front to film or fly around to get different angles, nothing looks more stupid than a TM that is spinning around chasing the camera - let them know what you do at pull time, most of our folks go sit and film the opening - a little warning makes a better video - as for no no's, I don't like them near the drogue, holding my hands, or above me at opening Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.