billeisele

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  1. hmmm, when im looking at your avatar i wonder why.. women love me i'm cuddily Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  2. billeisele

    RUM

    i've got some 20-25 year old rum that could be headed your way just don't know which address to send it to pick a winner
  3. this doesn't seem too complicted - burglar breaks in house - burglar is in kitchen - tiny animal "poodle-Pekingese mix" makes annoying noises - burglar wants noise maker to shut-up - burglar grabs noise maker and shoves it in oven not unusual so far - burglar turns on oven now that is strange feel sorry for his girlfriend or wife, this guy has problems Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  4. possible but ??? think I'll just watch this one one of the bigger issues would be the difference in initial fallrates, the TI with 50 lbs of gear vs. the harness wearer (HW) it would be very difficult to find a "helper" that could maintain fallrate once the HW was underneath the TI, probalby can't launch the drogue until the shoulder snaps are connected assuming that fallrate was resolved, then it is just a matter of the intial RW 2-way, then the TI has to get on top of the HW and make the shoulder connections, the hips would be last but not critical Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  5. Z-1 love mine Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. ABSOLUTELY the best way to cook the beast. Just don't do it in the garage and burn down your house - cause you won't be the first and won't get in the Guiness Book of stupid stuff to do. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. jumpsuit, altimeter (analog), helmet, goggles, gear bag, closing pin necklace, logbook and logbook cover only thing left is a rig and parachutes - your instructors can help with that after your skills are evaluated analog - because it is good to learn to read an altimeter, most folks wear them and reading the altimeter on your jump buddies is a good skill to have Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  8. it arrived this morning, we'll see what happens tonight Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. i'm so disappointed , thought i had a new sole mate Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. great stuff, sounds like the cashier might have been on the gig I had the pleasure of staying at the Umstead in Cary a couple weeks ago Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. I don't think there are any active ones in the U.S. we got one at our DZ, winter project to become active in the Spring Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  12. Try saying, "when you see animals fucking, does that turn you on?" I'm sure that will work. I dunno. I could never say it with a straight face. Maybe that's what worked for your guy? and here we sit - anxiously awaiting Skymamas response OMG...you walked right into that one. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  13. in your line of work bored is a good thing Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  14. the container will close but if it truly "fits" is another question I'd prefer to watch rather than pack it Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  15. Happy B-Day - have a great one
  16. billeisele

    UPS man

    both but best for bottom fishing, strong drag for pulling grouper off the bottom structure wonder why they discontinued this reel? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  17. billeisele

    UPS man

    been waiting on UPS all morning because shipper said that the package had to be signed for, what do you know, it showed up and was put in the garage between 1 - 1:15, at least it is here but now that i opened it up and played with it i've got lube on my hands Penn 113HN - no batteries required Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  18. not that Bob would ever harvest mushrooms, but I heard he knows that field real well Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  19. darn was hoping this was a story about coloring her Betty Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  20. hit 'em again mommy, he squeels like a girl Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. why do they call it a tugboat when most of the time it pushes? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. i prefer: apples, cinnamon and cloves - almost as good as fresh bread baking Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  23. the Damn Yankees pay to see what they won in the War Betwixt the States War of Northern Aggression no laughing, that is what is still taught in school in the South in Charleston - the birthplace of the Atlantic ocean - the old time SOB (south of Broad) still talk about the War Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  24. that sounds reasonable as long as they also pay you extra for the ones that work Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  25. Hmmmm.... I've heard my ex-bank (Bank of America) state that maybe my payment "got lost in the mail".... to which I replied, "You mean the same mail system that brings the bill on-time, every month?" scenerio: bill mailed from Columbia SC addressed to Charleston SC, addressee name started with a W letter was sent to Tennessee to a company with a name starting with S, different city name, different zip, same street address so no need to worry, your package may not come to you but it went somewhere Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.