billeisele

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  1. All my other posts where a one time chance to observe nature. After all.... Read your sig line... I utilized my Right to Keep and Bear Arms or in this case a hammer - One Wham One Kill Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  2. no worries - the food is free and you'll get to meet new people Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  3. one day when you sell your home you will be glad that the neighbor doesn't have weeds 3 feet tall, a junked car in the yard and a red colored house - not having a painted flag on your garage is the trade-off Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  4. lighter fluid, more lighter fluid, match - BOOM!!! Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  5. don't know about you but having a black widow crawling up my leg was a bad experience - would this freak you out or what? putting siding on a shed at 10:30 at night using a head lamp, kneeling on the ground under a 4 foot high stairway, brushed a web out of the way that had gotten in my hair, the spider falls on my leg(had shorts on) and is crawling up, saw it was "attached" to a web thread, grabbed the thread to ease the spider off my leg, she began climbing the strand to my hand, lowered it to the ground and fortunately she grabbed some weeds, then smashed Ms. Widow had to go sit down for a few minutes, never practiced EPs for that one Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. D- wondering if this could have been caused by picking up the rig by the reserve flap, putting pressure on the pin against the grommet or similar, snagging the reserve flap on the door good catch Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. these folks paved the way for what we have today - thanks Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  8. Happy B-Day Loco Zapatos bastard love child of Mesa, delicious Laura and Mickey D Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. No, don't think we met. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. it's dark out there Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. awh thanks your sweet! you know I'm still "upset" that you didn't tell me you needed some help finding a rig to jump that fit you correctly why heck - I would have snuck you on the plane and done a tandem just to get you in the air
  12. I'll second that. Bill ROCKS!! i know your tricks, you just want my magnet board, you can't fool me but I can be bribed Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  13. Yeah funny lookin fella.. big eyes my eyes were only big when you were squeezing my guts out with your BIG hug Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  14. based strictly on your exit weight and ignoring the performance differences between a 7-cell and 9-cell: the 170 is safe to jump now, you should not see much difference from the 200 to the 170, just understand that it will turn quicker and fly a little faster after a few jumps with observation and coaching from a qualified instructor you will be ready for the 150, you need some discussion about the performance differences between 7-cell and 9-cell, you may choose a different type main canopy as you get closer to 1:1 the changes in canopy performance become more dramatic, going from 0.78:1 (the 200) to 0.9:1 (the 170) the differences are fairly minor Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  15. attitude, I'll show you some attitude!! Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  16. awh thanks your sweet! you know I'm still "upset" that you didn't tell me you needed some help finding a rig to jump that fit you correctly why heck - I would have snuck you on the plane and done a tandem just to get you in the air
  17. "Dangeroo Talks Funny" but she is so cute, nobody cares what about you?? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  18. where is that darn landing ramp?? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  19. Happy B-Day i woudl say go have a nice RUM drink but you've probably already done that Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  20. i'm a new jumper. i know shit. i'm a tourist. an idiot. a retard. a moron. but i'm not stupid! ----------------------------------------- well, i'm glad you clarifed that, i was getting confused on the RSL and windy landing issue, learn to land and manage the canopy nad you won;t have to learn how or when to mess with the RSL and rather than me saying - "ask your instructor" I'll just say: to land on a windy day, complete the flare, after both feet are firmly on the ground and you have stopped moving, let go of one toggle (the other is still pushed all the way down since you just landed), reach up with your free hand and grab the steering lines of the toggle that is in your other hand and pull them down further, do this while turning around to face the canopy, this will rapidly spin the canopy nose down into the ground no problem and you avoid a few potential problems: forgetting to reconnect the RSL, misconnection or misrouting of the RSL - are you happy now?? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. what is this "Farm" place I hear about? might be time for a visit Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. Forrest Gump Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  23. VB - I use that answer when it is a complex question that requires more information to answer than the post provides, even if all the information was provided it is still difficult to answer correctly, here is an example: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3244690;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread but if you want, please post or PM a question and I'll answer giving you the best advice I can, it might even be correct, then you can take the advice and make a potential life-threatning decision Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  24. bombs away Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  25. :10:0 tandems are fun because you don't have to pack and to Karen with the "I love shaved beaver" T-shirt - you made our day Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.