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  1. billeisele
    does this fit into the - "simple minds are easily amused" category? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    Risk anyone?

    billeisele replied to Txflier's topic in The Bonfire

    played one last night, my nephew is the luckiest dice roller i've ever seen, 28 vs. 8 armies and couldn't take him out Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    one of those is POPS - and it is not too hard to figure it out Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    skiing is easier and less painful, if you board getg a helmet and wrist guards whatever you do get lessons Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    running shakes the beer, suggest you drive instead Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. billeisele
    in the electric utility business, when an overhead transformer explodes it can set the pole on fire one time we had a girl in the office say that she had to leave, why?, to go put out a pole fire, it was her boyfriend from the line crew on lunch break, he bet the guys on the crew he could get a quickie, ding-ding, $100 Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. billeisele
    as Dave said - landings range from a 120 mph vertical impact to a zero mph very soft touchdown, like stepping down the stairs as for bad landings there is a full range of experiences, anything that is not a good landing is a bad landing so it is hard to answer your question, a typical landing for a new jumper might range from a soft landing to a hard (jumping from a 6 ft wall) landing with a few rolls, most of them are more towards the soft landing Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    that is a serious game of peek-a-boo Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. billeisele
    C182 - oil stick loose, oil covered the wind screen, got out before it seized DC3 - broke left engine at 10K, those that didn't have oil on the front of their jumpsuit were "retrained" on exit technique Beech 18 - too many times to count, always high enough to jump out Beech 18 - flying out of a certain dirt strip, remember clipping the trees and having to remove twigs and leaves from the landing gear - more than once Loadstar - uhhh, LoadSTALL, never broke one but always got scared at exit time Queen Air - one broke at 300', now that was scary Twin Otter - broke one but no problem CASA - rolling down the runway, a loooong way down the runway, pilot decides it won't fly and decides to stop, as I watch certain runway markings go by I'm thinking - How far are those trees off the end of the runway?? Great pilots are nice to have Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. billeisele

    Funny stuff.

    billeisele replied to The_Don's topic in The Bonfire

    Don - you ain't right Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. billeisele
    jump a smaller one, friend or demo, opening speed can be changed by packing technique but most people would like the opening you describe Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    watching the wind blow thinking that there is no need to rake leaves - Yea wrapping, cooking, EBaying, packing, cleaning, eating - getting ready to travel Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    April 1978, Franklin County Skydiving, in Moncks Corner SC static line T-10 with a belly wart, C-182 Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    we'll show 'em what southern hospitality is really all about, this is family day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3adett5K08&feature=related Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    the real trick is to have a good lawyer on speed dial Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  16. billeisele
    depends on who you buy from - there were some great deals on the 42" and smaller TVs on black friday - Best Buy, Circuit City, HH Gregg and probably others have the 30-day price guarantee, so my theory is buy now and enjoy, the next sale will be this week and probably for the Super Bowl - scored a 52" LCD last night, HH Gregg has the "low price" guarantee and beat the sale price at Circuit City by $100, figured that $900 off retail was a good deal - if you want some help i've already done all the research and can share, PM me and I'll call ya Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    it is in the box, wrapped and ready to go, dog house here I come siverized Cool Whip bowl, complete with legs and handles Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    QuoteI know one person with 4800 jumps, no cutaways. Another that has 2100+ jumps, no cutaway. reply] we have an AAF/TM instructor at our DZ with almost 10,000 jumps and no malfunctions on his own gear, he did have one on a tandem that someone else packed Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    my favorite team is now Okla Homa, yep 2 words Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
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    this is one thread that I never mind starting over from the beginning Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. billeisele
    i'm old what can i say, at least i pluck it -------------------------------- bow-legged women are fine Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. billeisele
    Garmin, this website will help you understand all the models, the biggest peev with Garmin is there are too many choices http://gpstracklog.typepad.com/gps_comparisons/garmin-nuvi-comparsion-chart.html#features Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  23. billeisele
    Hey, I put the winky face on there. YOU people need to learn to get the joke! that is how I took it but some of these other people, well you just don't know Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  24. billeisele
    my guess is yes, but it helps if you stop the driver and get a cop my Wal-Mart law degree says that it was a foreseeable event and therefore negligence a parallel would be: during a wind storm a healthy tree falls from your yard and hits your neighbors car -that is Act of God, but if the tree was dead or rotten and you should have know it then it is your fault Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  25. billeisele
    yep, try and be nice and have some fun around here and all it gets you is some crazy response Dr. Phil would say: I find that some women respond to things based upon their own frame of reference regardless of reality AND i guess i still owe you for that reserve ride but I did win the low pull contest that day Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.