billeisele

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  1. Rachel, one hot women, SFW http://growingbolder.com/media/technology/vehicles/romancing-the-road-259598.html Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  2. I saw a women like that and she had on a T-shirt that said, "GUESS", so I said implants. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  3. why is it that a fresh english muffin toasts quicker than an older one that is dryed out? seems that the fresh one would first have to lose some of the moisture before it could toast after the brits finish with the "sex" answers maybe we can have a serious discussion, I mean this is some important stuff to know Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  4. billeisele

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    elephant, mouse and the porsche Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  5. start with warm water then slowly increase the temp, stay in about 5 minutes, then get out and apply Ben Gay that will remind you not to get sunburned again, the temporary pain is better than skin cancer Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. I wasn't staring, I was just allowing my eyes to focus Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. Steve - sometimes close is good enough if I was in a bar looking for a 10, and found a 9.999999, that would be close enough math is the language of numbers, in axiomatic geometry lines can cross and not touch - once you get your head around that anything is possible Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  8. QuoteThat's nothing...check this out: Let... a=1 b=1 That means a=b multiply both sides by a a2 = ab ---------------- not where I come from a2 = 2 ab = 1 try again, or maybe don't Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. congrats, it looked plenty cold even with the door shut, your stability is much better if you make it to the States put Skydive Carolina on your list, we don't have any sheep but we do have a lot of beautiful women that are great skydivers, I'm sure they would love to do an RW jump with you www.skydivecarolina.com Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. could be a lot of different things, slow pilot chute, canopy snivel, etc., but basically there was a delay then - bang - it opened stretch before jumping, do some strengthening excercises, Tylenol, stretching, beers and anything else you would normally do for a sore neck i had a slammer on a tandem yesterday, it is fine this AM Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. Well if that father is willing to throw his 17-yr old daughter out of an airplane, but can't stomach her hearing the word "pussy," I'd argue his prioritied are fucked up (either that, or he is a pussy). And yes, I understand the point of your post was that it lost the DZ business. Which is indeed a shame. I just wanted to complain about the pussification of America. suspect that 40 years ago that was not as common of a word to be saying in public Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  12. he was on the cover of this magazine last month http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=110733 Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  13. maybe he just meant to charge you less I mean, one look at some whipped husband doing the shopping maybe he thought you could use the cash for one of those penile enhancement drugs Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  14. certainly no one thinks that the utility, steel, paper and other smoke-stack industries will let this thing pass the lobbyists are in high gear Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  15. Man welcome to my world, you got it now. And you can drive that screeen with all that free power you get from those panels. Just one hint, don't have kids, get some dogs and give them people names. But with all your mad skillz can't believe that you actually pay for cable. With some simple tools and a couple home-made filters you can have all the channels you want for free. I'm just waitin' on July 24th so I can trade in my Clunker Car for the new IS 350, of course with the NAV package. Thanks everyone fo' your generosity. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  16. why is that a surprise so NOW they want to talk, the cost just went up Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  17. Fucking arrogant, wealthy, elitist, welfare-loving, hippie democrats! They should move out of starbucks for once, and get out and see the world as it is. Cold, hard, and primed for individualism. I can't believe I have to work from 9 to 5, every day, when those stupid democrats are trying to give my wealth to all those lazy single moms who are living in their golden palaces without having to work! Yeah that's right. Hey, give me another one of those beers. You know, the ones we got from trading the peanut butter and jelly we got with food stamps with Sally next door. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  18. Family friendly or Family oriented may just mean let's keep things clean for/around the tandem crowd and their family members, I don't have a problem with that because they generally stay away from the packing area and other areas with a lot of "skydiver" activity but it is a problem when certain folks think it is OK to bring their kids and just leave them to do whatever they want and go where ever they choose, when they are laying around in the packing area and you gently ask them to move and you get attitude - that is a problem, when they disconnect the video wires on the TV so they can plug in their game players -that is a problem, when they are at the late night parties and things get crazy and someone says "careful there are kids around" - that is a problem, when they take the creepers to go play on - that is a problem the real problem is the parents thinking that their kids don't bother anyone Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  19. Hugo Chavez Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  20. merely copied from an email I received today, sometimes you just have to laugh sometimes in here there is just too much seriousness heck, the 8th grade history books in Charleston still have a chapter on the War of Northern Aggression and the SOB folks (those living South of Broad) will tell you that the Cooper and Ashley rivers come together in the mouth of Charleston harbor to form the Atlantic Ocean now that is some funny stuff Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. Happy B-DAy - have a great one Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. you mean that rich child molester that some believe can sing and dance??? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  23. I'll make you a great deal on a 1999 Chrysler Concorde with only 80,000 gently driven miles, no body damage, original owner, everything works great except that the transmission is probably shot sure wish it qualified for the Clunker Car program Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  24. Read and then flame away: For those that don't know about history . Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals, and 2. Conservatives.. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth... the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food is standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Coors Light. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.