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If only my friend, If only. I now know what a 'labour of love' means or is. For anyone thinkin of mentioning 'Hadrians Car Panels' Then DONT! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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spider 200 Convertible. I'm at the end of my tether trying to find some reproduction sills If anyone knows of anyone who can supply, I would be most grateful. I really miss driving her. Car design as attachment ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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MAN- my inbox is full!! Have any of you seen my jellies?? what do you think? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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EASY I'm a tech too
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Actually, I'm starting to think that it was a good thing, being 'moderated' It's got more replies than I would have got had it been allowed And no 'REPOST' messages either. Thank you moderator ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Just had potatoes, sweetcorn, carrots, and, get this 'diet hamburger"! What the fuck is a diet hamburger? I know that cows are vegetarian It was smaller than a normal burger, so I take it that's the reason. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Cheers Maybe it was the 'chain letter' bit ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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for my last post which has been deleted.... it WAS only a joke ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Cool - never heard that phrase before.... (the inventor of the bouncing bomb (of dambusters fame) for those non-historyphiles). ________________________________________________________ In thios case, It's when you drop a brown one and when it hits, the water spalshes back up onto your undercarriage ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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pissing myself laughing! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Used to work at the Guardian, drank in pubs in the area and met a few folk from Emap in the City Pride ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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the part that I was gonna hold back wass that his ass was too big for the pot, so when I walked in, he had one foot on each side of the bowl and was squatting there, talk about an ingrained image. My only consolation was that he wasn't dropping a "barnes walllis" at the time ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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If you brighten at leat one persons day, every day, then it's really worth getting out of bed in the mornin
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Egg mayonaise on a seed bun... Very nice! Washed down with a nice cup 'o' splosh! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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That sounds like a load of shit to me. ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐ I think you will find that it's true
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It could have been worse ---------------------------- No it couldn't, it was stinkin something rotten ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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L.O.L well there would be NO problem kissing them then ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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lol, but I still think i got u I walked in on my parents having sex when i was 10. I was confused as to why dad was tackling mom. ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐ were they crying out each others names LoL hope it was the missionary, can you imagine if they were at it 'doggy style' ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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How many Skydivers smoke? (legal tobacco products)
lemonjelly replied to Praetorian's topic in The Bonfire
Yep, I confess. I gave up for a month an d found it quite easy using the nicorette 'cigarette' type thing. But I lost it and immediately went into a newsagents and bought 20 fags!! I do a lot of scuba and it's amazing the number of people at divecentres who smoke anyway, what's the worst that could possibly happen.... ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk -
I once walked in the bathroom when my dad was in the middle of a shite ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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And you thought your mum finding your porno mags was bad ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Do you work around Farringdon road then??? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Your parents are there, Your in laws are there, Your boss and his wife are there, The vicar and his wife are there, You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening > Then in walks the dog................... ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Reason I mention is that I was watching a programme the other day and when the guy scored, another player bent over and kissed his dick in celebration.. Som e celebration that was ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Holy F**king Sh*T! Mars Rover is Tits Up!
lemonjelly replied to crapflinger2000's topic in The Bonfire
you got to look on the bright side, we sent up Beagle II and got shit all back