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  1. lemonjelly
    Own a La zee boy? if so, do you think you spend much more time sitting on your arse than before you had it? I've been considering buying one (with the built in fridge, phone, heater and massager. Thing is, I think if i did, i'd find it difficult to get out of it for any given length of time. Call the off licence, order some beers etc. etc all from the convenience of my own chair ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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    ever eaten veal?? same thing.... poor little fluffy lambs ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  3. lemonjelly
    yup. got out the pan, chopped up some garlic, fried fro 30 secs (rare) I had the head, my friends ate the rest. lovellllly ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  4. lemonjelly
    Would judt be like takin a Scotsman to a cricket match! Borin shite! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  5. lemonjelly
    can anyone else relate to this?? So, I get up onsunday morning, hung over, starving hungry, I look out the window and the clouds are starting to clear. So it's off to St Andrews to jump my Level 6 AFF. By the time I get there the sun is shining, everything is right with the world. After a quick runthrough of emergency procedures, it's out with my logbook and filling in the BPA full membership form- NO PROBLEM! Then, to my utter horror and much anguish, I'm asked for...... wait for it... my FUCKIN MEDICAL FORM!! MEDICAL FORM>>> WHAT F'ing medical form. Cos I just hit 40, I'm TOO OLD to certify myself. Dunno about you lot but it didn't half make me feel old. Oh well, guess it's time to put on my tartan front zipup slippers, put me feet up and watch a bit of soap opera until Thursday, when, so I'm told, it's gonna be sunny! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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    Went off travelling for a year, she's now been gone for 2! She went off to 'find herself' She aint been in contact that much since she's been gone, but now wants me to take time off so we can 'spend some time together' on her return to blighty. Do I...... ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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    obviously, none of the money he's earned has filtered down. Granny, sitting in front of the 3 bar electric fire, placed in the statutory, laminated fire surround and all capped of with a bottle of Gaviscon on the mantle.. Quality! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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    yep, but have you seen his 'Family' ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  9. lemonjelly
    Flying is so much fun!!! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  10. lemonjelly
    Went to Spain with the intention of carrying on my RAPS course, thankfully I transferred to AFF and I'm now at Level 6 (I gotta repeat, damn that Alti!) My backflip was ok, my 8 second track was awesome, but a little too low when I started it- Instructor pull, FAIL! Anyroad, I'm gonna complete at sunny St. Andrerws as soon as, A big thanks to all at Skydive Spain
  11. lemonjelly
    why not install iTunes on your friends Pc's then, bob's your uncle
  12. lemonjelly
    Buy the iPOD mate. iTunes is an excellent application. It's been released fro PC also. You can also store data via F/wire. I'd also buy the cradle if I was you, I've had mnine for a few years now without any problems! Good luck. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  13. lemonjelly
    Anyone goit any info on yetterday's incident?? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  14. lemonjelly
    I've never been in hospital (including birth) I've never shagged a guy ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  15. lemonjelly
    yep, it was quite something! I've travelled a lot, but this was one of the high points. Got caught in a sandstorm on the 3rd day, everyone holding hands so we wouldn't lose anyone! It just had it all, made some good friends on this trip. Never washed fro 5 days either
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    There's one pic that really freaks me out.. Pic of goats and Berber standing on dune, there's another guy in all white robes who I'm sure wasn't in the picture when I took it. F@£$%^in weird or what? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  17. lemonjelly
    Just returned from a charity trek across the sahara desert. Pics here if you're interested http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~lemonjelly/photos/Sahara%20album2/Sahara%20album2.html
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    News Flash

    lemonjelly replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire

    cheers for that, i always likek to be 'in the know' there is some good news, my jellies have grown at an alarming rate, have copulated and given birth. Mother and babies are all doing well. Re: sig post clicky ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  19. lemonjelly
    From the Lemonjelly album KY, Track 2- a tune for jack check them out here http://www.lemonjelly.ky/ Quality tunes!! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  20. lemonjelly
    I'm coming out on 28th Feb, then trekking into the Sahara desert for a week, but have some spare days afterwards in Marrakech and/or Casablanca Be good to hook up with anyone in the vicinity for beers etc etc. also, can anyone suggest a decent / VFM place to put my head down?? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  21. lemonjelly
    nope... but you can always go to http://www.pixyland.org. That's definitely a trip. ___________________________________________________________________ I reckon no one sent him vibes when he went to the hairdresser though! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  22. lemonjelly
    No mate, He got princess Leia up the spout and he's taking no responsibilty for the child, so Luke is after him to kick his ass! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  23. lemonjelly
    Luke Sywalker of course! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  24. lemonjelly
    What do you do when you want to send someone 'bad vibes'??? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  25. lemonjelly
    Treat your keyboard 'sympathetically' while typing