lemonjelly
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Have u been systematically searchin through 10000 posts to find this one? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Guess whoever this is lives somewhere VERY WARM! sorry, forgot about the NSFW! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Fuck me! I thought you meant my ass for a moment! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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And I thought, just for one minute, that this was a screen filter to apply a mask while browsing porn sites.... to give your monitor that 'lived in look'
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I hate those hoax warnings, but this one IS important!! Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your arse, do not show him your arse. This is a scam; he only wants to see your arse. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap!!!! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Just found this memo that was sent to my friend from Human resources ...................... Dear All It has come to the attention of directors and management that GTA staff are not currently adhering to the company dress code. The standards of dress within the office have been continually falling and such a relaxed attitude does not present a professional image to our clients and customers. Please familiarise yourself with the attached dress code as given in the employee handbook. In particular, from Monday - Thursday all men are expected to wear a shirt and tie and no employees should be wearing flip flops or trainers for example. Kind Regards Human Resources Dept FLIP FLOPS ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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makes a nice backdrop for your face too ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Personally think the second style is most suitable my dear lady ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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They are most certainly getting better, I think we will see some real classics very soon! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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I may start a poll, What dya think? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Sorry mate, it didn't! I'm your manager, you didn't know that did you!! Well know this buddy... YOUR'E FIRED ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Sorry, I forgot.. Id did take over 10 minutes this time though
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I don't he's right off. If you didn't like it, why didn't you just ignore it? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Didn't this guy start with the other guy's dick?? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Damned unfortunate, the guy dying on us though ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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A guy gets sentenced to 7 days in prison for unpaid fines When he arrives, he finds out, to his horror, that he is to share a cell with an aggressive lifer He enters the cell to find a VERY large guy staring back at him and looking him up and down The door closes, the lifer then states "I'm gonna shag you tonight" Obviously the guy is shittin himself, thinkin, my god why didn't I pay the fine? anyway, the lifer then says "I'm gonna shag you, would you like to be 'mummy or 'daddy' the guy thinks to himself and comes to the conclusion that, If he is gonna get bummed, he would rather be the one doing the bumming. "I'll be the 'daddy" states the guy to which the lifer replies.. "Ok then, come over here and suck on mummy's cock" ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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just my luck, I only recently moved back.. To the and i quote an american businessman here "Dark place that is run by homosexuals" Remember that quote anyone????? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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OH MY GOD! you subscribe to AOL did they get you when the free time ran out, you didn't tell them that you didn't want it anymore and they billed you for a year sorry but it really is funny ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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And while i'm at it, I take it there are no DZ's in Scotland??? are they only in or around londo ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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Sit slightly forward in your chair, head between your legs and kiss that windows shit goodbye Then, go buy a mac
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Yeah, and i bet it's right on your doorstep Why not make it Central UK, so folk from scotland don't need to make that journey south. anyways, It'd be cheaper to get a flight to Spain and be assured of jumpin than southern England
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probably goes out drinkin with the boss mate
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Way I see it, whovever talks about fairweather jumpers obviously live in a perpetually sunny climb. Unfortunately, some of us are lucky to see good weather at all. This doesn't put us off jumping it merely delays us! Reckon you want the sport only available to 'sunny people' If folk only want to jump periodically, who the heck thinks they can tell them any different! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
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I've just completed a milestone... 1 year in my present job and i've not thrown a sickie
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difrn't strokes for Diffrnt folks. I love my car ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk