MikeMcLean

Words can't express the extreme feelings of dissappointment that I am currently feeling over this repost. Add to this incredible Ivan-letdown the forcast of 6+ inches of snow and no weekend skyding and the world is indeed a bleak nasty place empty of all that is good and proper. I'm so cold, please do something. I can't stand this empty feeling that I'm having. My head is horrible. Stop the pounding it hurts so much. I have no control over anything in my life. I'm breaking into pieces. Somebody do something. . . It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

No I don't. I count on my car to get me from point a to point b. I count on myself to drive in such a manner that I avoid accidents. Similarly, I count on myself to recongnize a malfunction, cutaway, and pull silver, but I count on the reserve canopy to function. I still maintain that there is a difference between the uese of a car and of a reserve. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

No nudity or true XXX type stuff, but there is bad language. It depends on what kinda filter you have at work. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I knew I was in trouble when I read the email that stated CrazyIvan has replied to your post in the General: Talk Back forum Damn! There goes my repost cop promotion It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Anyone remember the late 90's web cam craze? All the wanna-be celebrities running all day live still pictures of their "life"? Well, if you want to restart this craze, here is a site that will teach you How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in five easy steps It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I don't count on any of those things to save my life after a cutaway. I do count on my reserve for that event. Big difference. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I am working on becoming a repost police lieutenant and I must impress Ivan

repost, sort of http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=299842;search_string=CHERRY%20MISTMAS;#299842 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=299402;search_string=CHERRY%20MISTMAS;#299402 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=33715;search_string=CHERRY%20MISTMAS;#33715 It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I think you forgot the most important word, naked, as in hot naked chicks with guns It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Ok, much better. Of course as I was going through that site my boss walked in and now I have been given a written repremand. Oh well

Silly me, I thought you meant the repost police. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

This is exaclty the case. If a business takes visa, mastercard, and/or american express they have already agreed, in writing, to not charge customers the credit card fee. Additionally, they have also agreed, in writing, to not imposing minimum transactions sizes (i.e. minimum charge $10 is not acceptable). It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Hmmm, not quite NSFW (depends on where you work, I guess). Once I saw the initial page load I was hoping for more It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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Ok, this is way out of hand now. The thought police have gone overboard in trying to sanitize speech. Let me guess, next we will not be able to have male and female ends on cables (wouldn't want to offend "people with transgendered feelings" now would we). It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Shhh, Ivan hasn't posted to this thread yet

You've been "Crazy Ivan'd" -- this is a repost of you pointing out a repost! It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

I'm not sure who Ivan is, but I think he can be found here

If this is a one time data dump and import you may be over-engineering trying to create a Pearl application to DBM-Read, translate, and SQL-Write-With-DBI-Interface. Do you have an existing way to export basic text from your DBM application? If so most of the SQL admin tools (for MySQL, Postgres, SQL-Server, etc.) have a import from file option. If you do need more power, the SQL side is pretty straight forward to create code for: #!/bin/perl # Open it $driver = "mysql"; # or whatever (installed and supported) $dsn = "DBI:$driver:database=DB_NAME;host=DNS_NAME_OR_IP;"; $dbh = DBI->connect($dsn, 'username', 'password'); # Use it (inserts) $sth = $dbh->prepare("INSERT INTO `table_name` (f1, f2, f3) VALUES ( ?, ?, ? );"); # replace ?'s with data $sth->bind_param(1, $perl_variable_for_f1); $sth->bind_param(2, $perl_variable_for_f2); $sth->bind_param(3, $perl_variable_for_f3); # execute $rc = $sth->execute(); # use it, update one field in one record $sth = $dbh->prepare("UPDATE `table` SET `f1` = ? WHERE `f2` = ? LIMIT 1;"); $sth->bind_param(1, $f1_new_value); $sth->bind_param(2, $f2_lookup_value); $sth->execute(); # use it, select and read one record $sth = $dbh->prepare("SELECT f1, f2 from table WHERE `f1` = ?;"); $sth->bind_param(1, $lookup_value); $rv = $sth->execute(); if ( $rv == 1) { my ($f1, $f2); @row = $sth->fetchrow_array; ($f1, $f2) = @row; } There are lots of additional options to DBI->connect, and I ignored error checking in the simple examples above. The DBI does support transactions ($dbh->commit() and $dbh->rollback()) if your underlying database supports them. Good Luck! It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Hell Yes! A very alcholic drink that ladies like is a good thing! It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Migraine headaches, crankyness, violent dismemberment of coworkers' limbs, complaining, utilization of a flame thrower at work directed at coworkers (followed by violent puking with the resultant smell of charred flesh), loss of productivity, wierd sick things with a very sharp knife related to removal of co-worker's skin, oh and did I mention headaches? It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Yes, good world-class beers. If you like the Cherry Wheat try Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout (consistently rated one of the top five beers in the world). Also high on the list from Samuel Smith is the Taddy Porter. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Unfortunately this is a fake. Check out the Fake Detective web site, case #341. The overall website is http://www.fake-detective.com. I haven't, and please don't anyone else, post a deep link. The Fake Detective web site kindly asks that people don't create direct links due to some past abuse and I will respect that. In any event, going to the front page and from there to case #341 isn't really difficult. It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

Dude, check her carefully, she is probably wearing a tin-foil hat to enhance her religious reception. Crazy, nuts, loco, man I just don't have the words for you and am too lazy to look them up