Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    There you go talking sense again. Haven't I already warned you about that once?
  2. Lindercles
    This shirt is more awesome than they originally intended.
  3. Lindercles
    Nice avatar. And your sig's sweet, too. Marry me?
  4. Lindercles
    Imagine how she'll feel when she finds all the naughty videos you made with your exes.
  5. Lindercles
    Currently 67° and sunny here.
  6. Lindercles
    While I'm sure the cookies are delicious, I draw the line at putting anything called "Spunkmeyer" in my mouth.
  7. Lindercles
    I'm a little bit mixed up on the Palestinians and the Israels. Which one is throwing the rocks?
  8. Lindercles
    That's why I got a tattoo of a bunch of water droplets across my back. When I'm old, I'll have a waterfall.
  9. Lindercles
    Nah, children go away if you quit feeding them.
  10. Lindercles
    Let's find out. You put that pound of donuts on your scale and I'll put this pound of dollars on...*runs away*
  11. Lindercles
    I call BS. I'd bet dollars to donuts that a pound of hammers weighs more than a pound of feathers. I mean seriously, think about it before you post.
  12. Lindercles
    That's actually pretty good logic. While you're at it, you might as well quit having sex now, too, since you won't have a sex drive forever.
  13. Lindercles
    At least you have the option to get rid of the cup. The little gift my ex gave me never goes away.
  14. Lindercles
    Naked Gun. 1: "Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia." 2: "Economics." 1: "Semantics."
  15. Lindercles
    Do you have a link?
  16. Lindercles
    Her boyfriend must be so proud.
  17. Lindercles
    Besides, every word you used was perfectly cromulent.
  18. Lindercles
    And sometimes leaves you eating Corvid. Or Xanax.
  19. Lindercles
    Pussy.
  20. Lindercles
    Hooray for vegetarianism!
  21. Lindercles
    I used to have an '88 Ford Festiva I called "the Roach." It definitely had mojo powers, but if I told you about them I'd have to kill you.
  22. Lindercles
    I believe it's actually Army of Darkness, but good guess. Demon, that one was a bit too easy.
  23. Lindercles
    And then it's hilarious.
  24. Lindercles
    You forgot "threads designed to elicit indignation, because it's funny."
  25. Lindercles
    I saw it. Too easy.