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  1. Lindercles
    As far as I know it's always been exactly one month after V-Day, March 14th. At least according to the website.
  2. Lindercles
    The last time I got anywhere near the Turkish border I ran into a machine gun nest, so no, I've never hiked the Lycian Way.
  3. Lindercles
    Oh cocheese, you're such a hopeless dreamer.
  4. Lindercles
    It's been nice knowing you, Andy.
  5. Lindercles
    Where did the break in occur?
  6. Lindercles
    You should start a new poll: Which is worse, main/reserve entanglement or foreskin/cervix suction.
  7. Lindercles

    9 inches

    Lindercles replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    I'd be remiss if I didn't take the unique opportunity to say to a woman... You're cheap!
  8. Lindercles

    9 inches

    Lindercles replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    So this is a thread about bob?
  9. Lindercles
    I find it difficult to take the word "kerfuffle" seriously.
  10. Lindercles
    Of course this is ridiculous. However, what happens when the same guy keeps those pictures years later? Is that then child pornography, even though he took them when he was her age? Hypothetically speaking, of course...
  11. Lindercles
    Smart move. That will solve pretty much all your problems. Not really Have you completely lost your sense of sarcasm?
  12. Lindercles
    Today would have been perfect.
  13. Lindercles
    I'm sure somehow this can be worked into somebody's sig line.
  14. Lindercles
    It looks funny. I don't like it. I'm cold.
  15. Lindercles
    *swish*
  16. Lindercles
    It's true, douching is not just an annual thing anymore.
  17. Lindercles
    So is counting votes, but we can't seem to get that right, either.
  18. Lindercles
    The general public tends to think of parachutes in digital terms. It's either open or it's not. It takes a bit of education for them to realize that not all malfunctions are total mals. So a partially opened main with an entangled reserve gets turned into "neither parachute opening."
  19. Lindercles
    Yeah, none of the rest of us are either.
  20. Lindercles
    Tell her that you wouldn't be that into skydiving if her vagina felt as good as your BOC.
  21. Lindercles
    I take it this wasn't in Texas?
  22. Lindercles
    Get a microchip implanted in your wrist that will unlock the deadbolts. The technology exists, and it would be much safer in an emergency than a deadbolt keyed from the inside.
  23. Lindercles
    A note to the terminally oblivious: If you wish to avoid drama, keep your personal life out of the bonfire. [/PSA]
  24. Lindercles
    Are they making FirefoxHome yet? Get the "pizza delivery" and "escort service" extensions. They're awesome.
  25. Lindercles
    Download the latest security patches.