Lindercles
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Hey now, you're treading dangerously near dirty joke territory with that one.
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Hmm, perhaps I was unclear. Let me 'splain. When I said "laughing at some one elses idiocy" I didn't mean his guests, I meant him. But to get back on track.... What am I doing today? Avoiding work by post whoring and checking out what options I can get on my new Wings I'm about to order.
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You gotta be kidding!!!! You are kidding, right? Walt What, doesn't everyone watch Dr. Phil? I mean, how else are we going to make ourselves feel good by laughing at some one else's idiocy?
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It's these!
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How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
Lindercles replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
Nice freudian slip! If you're not sure what I'm talking about, see here -
Bastard! But that brings up an interesting question... Do those keypads come with a mechanism that disables them if they get disconnected? Otherwise, wouldn't it be really easy to break in to someone's garage?
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So if you're not even sure how to get it open, what do you plan on doing with it once inside? Wait, are we talking about laptops or women?
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And the Sunkist Soda logo doesn't say Sunkist, it says Sinkist. Which is just a little creepy.
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If you have sex with a man and your balls *do* touch, are you some sort of anatomical anomoly?
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*Ahem* that's "gherkin" edited to add:
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One in a million, doc!
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You: "Don't try to catch me riding dirty... Gimme my chalupa, slut"
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Q: What's that smell? A: Oh, that's just Walt stirring up shit again.
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Ok, by my count we're sitting at approximately 15 to .5 in favor of "No." So I guess I owe a *little* beer. But I stand by my point.
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That's an example of guys looking for a sport fuck. They ran because men who are looking for a sport fuck know that smart women are *gasp* too smart for that. You can't judge the average man's average mindset by how drunk men in the French Quarter act.
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Gee, that's no a loaded question. In fact, I'll buy everyone here a case of beer for every man that says yes and means it.
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I'm looking for attached....I'm seeing nothing...
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Drinking, Eating and Various Activities tonight
Lindercles replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire
I'm having pizza. Well, I was having pizza, I seem to have suddenly lost my appetite. -
Dude, she just said your avatar looks like a big fat momma pig. You gonna take that?
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It's Saturday, be a man and get ta drinkin'!
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You can still type, you're not totally looped. Now be a man and get ta drinkin'!
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Younger or not, the natural ones in the video look pretty much like the ones in the photo.
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Well I guess that pretty much answers the original question, doesn't it.
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I knew that. I was just pointing it out for the technologically impaired...
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Where, dammit, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?!?!?!?!?!? *shakes fist*