Lindercles
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Crapped out? We put up 14 loads in Temple yesterday!
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I'm replying to this 7 minutes after you posted it because I literally just spent that much time laughing.
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Stains. That way when she runs off you can go through neighborhood yelling "Come stains!"
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Yeah, my mom's side of the family is much bigger than my dad's.
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Envelope glue?
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This is officially the lamest day in DZ.com posting history
Lindercles replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
What the hell is a chandelier doing in a gym bathroom anyway? -
Nit picker.
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I thought about posting the same thing, but then I figured that if you don't know the difference, I probably don't care what you think about the situation anyway.
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I got a letter in the mail yesterday that said that an employee of my loan company "lost a piece of equipment containing names and Social Security numbers of certain borrowers whose loans had been guaranteed by [my company]" so I'm worried about the same thing. But it goes on to say that you can place a free 90 day security alert on your credit bureau file simply by contacting one of the three major credit agencies. You may want to consider doing that as well.
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It's the emergency escape for the illegal immigrants in the event of being pulled over by a state trooper.
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I'm really glad you put the circle around him, otherwise I might not have known who you were talking about.
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It's also particularly entertaining with some one you hate.
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Thats sounds really gross, but since I don't eat gelatin I always miss out on the Jello shots. So I'm down for trying it once!
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I like cookies.
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When you sign the back, write "Mickey Mouse." They'll never notice, and then they can't trace it to you.
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Yeah, but it's an "honorary" D. Somehow I doubt if he just showed up at a DZ with it they would let him go up by himself. But I also doubt that he would try that, so I really don't think it matters.
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Bad teeth can be useful? I mean, I know we've got some perverts on this site, but damn, what are you doing with peoples bad teeth?
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I certainly wouldn't want to run across you in a dark alley.
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Haven't had that particular issue, but I have had issues. Mine doesn't like to send files. It will receive files, but locks up every time I try to send one. However, I still find it far superior to any other IM program I've ever used.
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Tease.
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Try masturbating. It usually works for me.
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An impromptu skydiving oppurtunity.
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YOU'VE ALL BEEN TRICKED! Can't you see that Walt started a thread *pretending* to denigrate sex threads only because he wanted you all to talk about sex *more*? In fact, I think he likes it all the more when people talk about sex in a thread he started. And WE'RE the pervs!
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I'm aware that married people have sex (well, I am now), I just don't think any of us expected you to be quite so open about it. And by open I mean both "willing to talk" and "outdoorsy."
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Come to Skydive Temple for the Fourth of July Boogie!