Lindercles

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  1. Interesting fact: The elasticity of the scrotum makes it very difficult to cut with a razor. Which is just another reason it's better to shave with hot water.
  2. That's why you do it every day. Duh.
  3. Lindercles

    Sorry.

    It doesn't so much sound like he's actually on acid. He sounds like a couple of people I've known who got some serious long term damage from ingesting way too much acid at once.
  4. At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?! May I see it?
  5. I'm pretty sure the people at Chipotle aren't making $2.13/hr either.
  6. The term "reconsider" implies that he has ever considered it before, nes pas?
  7. Lindercles

    profile #'s

    For that matter, if you're going to take advice from anyone, you should know more about them than just what's in their profile.
  8. Dude needs to take a closer peak up at the top right hand side of his screen. There's a little button there that says "logout." Learn it, use it, love it.
  9. You're not supposed to, but you can. And if you get banned, then creating another account is your only option for posting. Although why you would want to continue to frequent a place that has made it clear they don't want you there is beyond me.
  10. That one had my whole office wondering what the fuck I was laughing at.
  11. Actually, I think he's trying to see how many different usernames he can get banned.
  12. Way to smother a perfectly bad joke with FACTS!
  13. At this point, do you really believe her when she says she's dating him?
  14. So you're a summer temp? And it's a massive building? Do you have any plans to continue with this company after the summer? Seems pretty obvious to me.
  15. But it's got everything we need in a sport! Crashes, injuries, men in tight shorts, steroid scandals... How could we *not* love it?!
  16. I had a choice to make: Order new container last weekend, or go to Skyfest. I can't afford both. I made my choice and I stick by it! Besides, I can always take my new rig to Skyfest with me next year. And for the record, I like night visitors.
  17. OOOO, I bet you have one of those new waterproof phones! That's so exciting! Go ahead, try it out and let us know!
  18. You mean the one that's months old that they reran tonight?
  19. Depends. If we're talking about getting a girl's phone number then yeah, I'd probably call. If we're talking about getting a girl's number the way we get skydiving numbers, then probably not.