Lindercles

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  1. I don't have any pics of my skyface. But here is a better copy of my avatar.
  2. To quote the Dude, "You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole."
  3. Just remember to make sure she likes anal before making any commitments.
  4. It's cool bro, no need to go that far. Just a couple of teeth will suffice.
  5. She was probably just experimenting with new ways to prepare dog meat.
  6. Do they have theatres with subtitles? I saw the trailer and I'm pretty meh on the movie itself, but I did wonder if they put skydiving anywhere in it.
  7. I had no idea that you and Turtle had a thing going. Congrats!
  8. I think you and Scoop might need to have a little talk.
  9. I went back and read some of mine from two years ago. Quite the opposite of getting a kick out of it, it creeped the fuck out. I read about 5 of them before I had to quit.
  10. You know the poor sap who get's his ass chewed out by the athletic director because nobody ever shows up to the women's volleyball games?
  11. Hopefully only when it's appropriate.
  12. I just forwarded that to my dad.
  13. Anybody got any salt? I could make a margarita with all this damn lime.
  14. Ok, how 'bout this one. Front: "Kiss me I'm British." Back: "Don't worry about my teeth, they died years ago."
  15. Oops, my mistake. Sorry about that, I get it now. It's a man, baby!
  16. Who's that old lady on your shirt, and what does she have to do with openly gay men?
  17. And the ad right above the video says "ATTRACT WOMEN - "Real Secrets of Attraction""
  18. I'm right there with you. Super Nintendo is awesome. But screw 60 bucks, it's fairly easy to find a good SNES emulator. I play SNES games on my computer with a PS2 controller.
  19. If I rob a bank with some one, can I trust them not to steal my half of the booty from me? Who cares, you're both criminals. So the moral of the story is, if you're going to do something immoral, do it alone.
  20. The more important question is, can you trust yourself?
  21. I was thinking something similar, only with a badger and an aardvark.