Lindercles

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  1. My new rig! I can't stress enough how awesome the customer service from Wings is. When I ordered my new container I was given an expected ship date of Sept. 13. Of course, it's the busy season, so I fully expected it to take a little longer. So I waited until Sept. 20 and called to check on it. Ankie told me that it hadn't shipped yet, but offered to make sure it was done the next day and ship it overnight at no extra charge. Sure enough, it arrived on Friday, and Greg, the master rigger at Skydive Temple, had it all assembled and ready to jump on Friday. Thanks Greg! I only got one jump on it before the weather moved in this weekend () but I love it!
  2. I'm an AWESOME driver. I just finished defensive driving, so I'm fully trained to do badass shit. I like to go at least 70-80mph through my neighborhood, especially through intersections that have stop signs. It's a RUSH! I understand that it's dangerous for other people to do things like that, but I've been driving for over a year and have lots of experience. I know how to drive, so I won't get hurt. There's this one guy on the block who keeps telling me to slow down. What an old geezer! I like to give him a buzz when his grandkids are playing in the yard. That'll teach him!
  3. I've been running about half a mile 3-4 times a week for the last couple months. I could actually use an extra kick in the pants to get past that hurdle. I'm in.
  4. Real skydivers don't give a crap about wind! Don't be a pussy! Shut up and jump!
  5. OMG Check out this vid! http://www.shamozzle.com/TheWorldsLuckiestSkydiverScottLutz.html HAHAHAHA. Just thought I'd share with you guys what I found!
  6. Yeah, most of us that were posting last night figured them out 12-14 hours ago.
  7. What, are you afraid they might go checking up on you and find the nasty things you wrote about them on the internet? Yeah, like THAT would ever happen!
  8. You know, if old timers would just LISTEN to us maybe they'd know what we can do!
  9. I gotta go, um, do something....I'll be back in five minutes. Ok, three.
  10. Nah, it's just got a neat crossword puzzle.
  11. Exactly. I only have one phone and that's my cell phone. No land line. Unless I'm expecting a call I just don't answer calls from numbers that aren't on my phone book. And especially if it's a "private number" or "restricted number" or something like that. Almost always telemarketers.
  12. Lindercles

    Hey Baldy

    Bald men rarely leave the house. They're much more attractive on the internet.
  13. It's an old movie (60s?) that was recently remade with Nicolas Cage.
  14. Maybe for you, Napoleon!
  15. Your link is broken, but I get the idea. So, how YOU doin?
  16. They need to get golf shirts made that say "I suck because I'm too busy fucking a hottie."