flyinghonu

Will someone PLEASE tell me WHY on Earth so many men find this woman attractive? She looks good for her age but anyone could if they had more money than God and ALL freakin' day to work-out. I mean, yeah we all saw her cooch - I would think the fact that the entire world has seen her cooch would make her less attractive but....... She is clearly an idiot so WTF is it that makes her hot? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Nah, he didn't say he wanted her to clean for him, but he wanted one to motivate him to clean (I assume so he could impress said girlfriend with his high standards of bachelor cleanliness). Well unless he wants a GF that treats him like his mommy, he better motivate his OWN ass! Clean that shit up.....and SMILE while you do it. There - did that work? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

There - fixed the thread title for you "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I like boobs EWWWW - I don't like the squirting ones but....the first ones are nice "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Pfft - there are no naked boobies here! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

But I have already seen this at Ceasar's Palace. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Good God! Where the Hell are you working? Good thing you didn't tell them you skydive, they'd probably have called Ripley's Believe it or Not. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

"Words you'd like to see eliminated" Well...since we are laying them all out on the table "you'd" bugs a little "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

No, I'm not talking about his sellout stuff from Top Gun and Footloose. Like Rod Stewart and Aerosmith, the guy used to make damned good music I'm talking about earler stuff- back to Messina and before - like "This is It" and "Danny's Song." Heck, I played (and tried to sing) "Pooh Corner" for my son. You realize that he co-wrote "What a Fool Believes," don't you? Heck, I'll even credit his brother, Dave, for "Please Come to Boston" - one of the nicest songs ever written. A little sensitive about Kenny there, huh? Ok, but he's nowhere near Neil! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Geez - that would scare the shit out of me I guess this is why some DZs have the first one down rule. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

No. I was simply stating the reason why some jumpers try to "cram" larger canopies into smaller containers. For me, I wanted the best fitting container I could get knowing that I would eventually downsize at least once. The container was made for a 150 and I put a 175 in it so I could fly w/ something not only safe in freefall but that would also allow me the right size canopy at the time even if it meant that the container (which was used) may wear quicker. I was more concerned about a correctly fitting container and a safe sized main than about possible premature wear on the container (which I will eventually get rid of). Make sense? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

All great. I'll admit to also liking the following: Rufus T. Wainwright Jon Mayer Colin Hay (of "Men at Work") Tracy Chapman Kenny Loggins And tops of the list that I have the BALLS to admit that I love: Willie Nelson. There are two types of people in this world - those who admit to loving Willie, and liars who say that they don't. Whoa, whoa, whoa....Kenny Loggins?!?! I hope you are referring to his one and only kick ass song - "Danger Zone" "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Sweet - I just got it in the mail! I wasn't too sure about it. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah - whatever - OOOOhh I'm shaing - I'm Soooooo Scared! go get some curtains. And make me a sammich. You're so scared you forgot the "k" "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, my first jumps were on Mantas and I arched/turned fine too but it was like a freakin' elephant pushing down on my hips. All the containers I have rented have had adequate fitting harnesses but the container itself was so large/long that the main tray area would sit nicely on my ass. When arching & pushing my hips forward it causes your back to no-longer be in a straight line with your hips. Being that the rig is attached to your shoulders/back as well, it causes the bottom portion of the rig to push down on your ass. For most jumpers the main tray seems to sit slightly above the ass or in the small of the back minimizing if not completely eliminating this problem. Does that make sense or is my arch all fucked up? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Well I'm not a crate trainer but I have NEVER witnessed my dog eating poop (his or anyone else's). Sniffing it yes, eating it no. I think that must be a pure-breed thing "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Well for me it's b/c I'm 5'1"/120 lbs. and as a novice, needed a container that would fit a large enough canopy but not fall off of me in freefall and clear my ass enough so that I could arch appropriately. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

It's not a secret and I DON'T CARE if people make fun of me b/c my music is the BEST! Neil Diamond (he actually still records new songs) Kenny Rogers (Hate country but LOVE Kenny) Linda Ronstandt (only her early stuff) Snoop Dog (Doggystyle - nuff said) "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Oh yeah, that is a lot easier "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

You might also thinking about taking the advice of the poster to whom you were rude. I wanted to put a larger main in a container that the website said would be too small for it. Contacted the manufacturer and they said that the main would be ok in the container but may cause premature wear, etc. Do not take this as advice - contact the manufacturer, they will know best as to what goes in what container and what the results will be. As for the size, well you have coaches/instructors for a reason. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I've had 3 dogs in my life and have 1 now. The only thing that has worked for me is something I really don't like, didn't agree with when someone first told me to do it, but.....it has worked for all three. As a puppy, they just don't know. So, when I would get home I would start a very systematic routine and made sure the dog not only watched me do it each time but was there with me when I did it. I'd get home, search the house (and his usual spots) for his "gifts". Upon locating said "gift" I would bring the pup over to the "gift", firmly grab the pup's snout, make eye contact with the pup, and tell firmly tell him "NO." Then I would take him outside and let him be alone (no contact whatsoever) for at least 10-15 mins. When he came back, we acted like nothing was wrong. We had to repeat this routine for about 2 months until he finally got the idea that he was not supposed to go in the house. When I was home, I knew his usual "gift" giving areas. What I noticed is that he slowly would try to get my attention - it's different w/ pups than w/ dogs. It's like they walk around with ADD or something not quite sure what they want or need. Anyway, when I saw him do this, I would follow him, sure enough he'd go to his spot. The trick here is being QUICK. Yeah, he'll stop peeing when you grab him but do the same thing. Grab the snout, eye contract, firm NO, outside for 10-15 mins. I hate to say it but you will have to deal with a few mos. more of pee and poop but eventually, he WILL get the idea. P.s. oh and those "pottie pads" have NEVER worked for me and make your house smell like.......... "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

But I've already gone that route TWICE tonight, and it's only 8:00pm . All I can say is from the size of my "nuts", there's a lot more where that CAME from . Well...I'm speechless . Ya' know - some people say the third time is the charm. Give it a shot and let us know how everything "comes" out "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Eh hem - butt...ah, whatever! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Well that would make a WHOLE hell of a lot more sense considering whose picture is on the front of it "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

You... here at this time of night... I've seen your wife and could think of some better ways to spend my time on a wednesday night at 7:30 pm. Times getting short. You only have 3.5 hours till bed time, don't know about you, but that's cutting it close for me to handle the business deed. Honey - move away from the computer, go to the bathroom, get the lotion, grab some tissues, come back to the computer................ "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix