flyinghonu

"Work it, work it, own it...." Nice! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, after I posted I realized that that thread was nowhere near the bitchiest in that forum but it truly does appear to be a place to just go and bitch away in circles. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

...take a look at Speaker's Corner! It's like queen bitch fest in there. Low blows, smart ass comments and they think they are actually making intelligent arguments about current events. Bitch Fest Thread Sorry for those of you in the thread, it just happened to be the first one in line. BTW, I only in went in there due to debilitating boredom. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I don't know about the "whore-it-up" part but I agree with everything else. FYI guys: the women you think aren't wearing any make-up just may be and that is how make-up, IMO, should be worn. Specifically, I can think of one poster here who a lot of you guys go ga-ga over, you'd never think she wears make-up just from looking at her, but the fact is that she just knows how to wear it properly. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Jewelry?! Gross and unnecessary? That's a new one for me. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

30 - can't hear a damn thing. I like it! Now I don't have to listen to all those freakin' annoying as hell ringtones, lame ass song tones, etc. Ringtones should be totally eliminated and only vibrating allowed "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

About as dead as this thread. Ok, we'll let you revel for awhile. Afterall, you guys really don't win much over there. I can see why you're all excited - kinda' like a comet...might be another 100 yrs. before anything exciting happens for the UK again. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Ah yes, American Football, that great game where the ball is passed from hand to hand. Real football on the other hand, involves a ball being kicked by, get this, the players feet!! Whoever would have thought it I can't believe you even went there. Not using your hands - you think this is a good thing?! Of course, we could just give up complete use of our hands and pass the ball with our HEADS . No wonder you guys don't understand American football - too many blunt strikes to the noggin "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

You don't - REAL sports NEVER allow a game to end in a tie or even worse, NO SCORE! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I agree - football is CRAP. But hey, why is your English "so crap"? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

mozzie = mosquito tellie = television Why do you Brits have to make all the words sound like little, girly words? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Fucking inconsiderate fucks! Fuck yeah! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I think your question should be what the fuck happened to people? Screw customer service how about some common fucking courtesy. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Except for the fact that Platoon has at least two VERY disturbing rape scenes in it. Not to mention, I VIVIDLY remember leaving the movie theatre and seeing grown men still sitting in their seats crying. If you let him watch "Saw" then why not get something gorey and ridiculous like that? Get him an old classic gorey movie and teach him a little about history and culture "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Learning how to shoot my new Beretta!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does that count? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, yeah, yeah....most of us knows that goes without saying. I mean, our stuff is "open" to our internal bodies, if you will, it makes sense that it might smell unpleasant at times. Can you think of one thing that comes out of your body that smells good?! Now guys on the other hand, often seem to think they are immune to bad smells down there which is, well.....not true. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

That scene was sooo screwed up! For me, it was more of the stuff they didn't show (but let you imagine) that really got me. I don't know that 14/15 yr. old would be able to pick up on all of it but I agree w/ AggieDave, there is a lot more in that movie than sexual content that is disturbing. I gotta' ask you though: You're ok with your kid watching gruesome killings, torture, etc. but you put a big NO on sex scenes? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Ummm...It's strangers dicks I don't want to come in contact with. "His" is a whole different story.....tastes yummy Since you brought up the whole oral thing, most women don't tell you guys this (at least I don't think they do) but YES, you guys could use a washing down there every now and then.....stinky, sweaty balls "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, well she forgot to tell him how to piss without USING your hands. Dude - if you hands touch your dick, regardless of whether you pee on your hand or not, you should WASH YOUR HANDS you dirty bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this well help the guys. Think about it. Everytime you and some other guy doesn't wash your hands, you guys are basically touching each others dicks as you grab the bathroom door handle to leave. Ok? So the theory is this: If you don't wash your hands then you want to touch other men's penises. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Ok, I gotta' ask - why would you need to bring food or drink into a bathroom? For me - NO WAY.....TOTAL contamination! The whole thought disgusts me even more when I think of how many people in my own office don't even wash their freakin' hands after having their hand between their crotch or their dick in their hands....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

TransAmerica Yeah, Felicity Huffman did a good job but the movie as a whole sucked donkey balls. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I'll take a sticker too please. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You can Live in California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. You can Live in New York City where... 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. 2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 3. You think Central Park is "nature," 4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. 5. You've worn out a car horn. 6. You think eye contact is! an act of aggression. You can Live in Maine where... 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco. 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. You can Live in Texas where... 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. 3. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense. 4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc. You can live in Colorado where... 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center. 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail. You can live in the Midwest where... 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day. 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?" 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!" AND You can live in Florida where.. 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars. 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people. NY #6 is funny ...but true "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Me too I get fooled by people's user names and think it's someone else. Vanillasky11 - VanillaSkyGirl MaalStar - MelStar alana - alanab Apollinaire - Apollard NWFlyer - NEFlyer PLFXpert - PLFKing Soulshine - Sunshine I think there are others but those are the ones I've seen recently. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

For everyone: Risky Business Real Genius The Sure Thing Ferris Buller's Day Off Vacation Breakfast Club Girly ones: Sixteen Candles Pretty in Pink The Breakfast Club She's Having a Baby Aahh...the 80s were good. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix