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  1. Do you ever get a craving for something yummy? When you get on a 'kick' with a food and just drool thinking about it? Welcome to my binge...this months favorite snack is: Zuccini sauteed with butter & garlic. You'd think I'd crave something decadent like chocolate or chips or more chocolate or truffles (chocolate truffles). So come on, make me feel GOOD about my zuccini. What's your DUMB Binge Food?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  2. aprilcat

    Pub. Now.

    I had a serious lag there..have a goodnight in the pub Maye on the weekend~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  3. YES...for me, 'asshat' had its origin here . I've used it in other forums and no one had heard of it before. I told them I got it from a 'skydiving forum' but never told anyone where.Its a SHOWstopper for sure! But I personally take credit for 'stfu'. I'm in negotiations with Dan Quayle right now for a shared credit since he invented the internet and I'm using his medium. You know how it goes..bleaaaah (oh..thats mine too c)1999 Aprilcat....~~Aprilcat Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  4. I have a comment that really has nothing to do with a 'real' event, but is all about tv. If its a repost, then let 'them' come get me. Its about the show ER. When Dr Greene died, he had a 'to do' list and they showed him doing it all. Somewhere on his list, skydiving was listed. He did an AFF with one instructor and when it came time for him to jump, the instructor went to the door first, Dr Greene gave him a 'thumbs up'..and the instructor took off about 4 seconds before him. There was no perspective of a cameraman outside the door, just the longshot inside the plane. So...the lone instructor left before the student (no where NEAR the student in the plane, may I add) and there's a lone camera man INSIDE the plane ready to film the student's exit. I fell out LAUGHING when I saw this...and I'll NEVER forget it. I have too many 'rightsides' with pilots to believe that scene. Is is B.S.? Anyone know where this was filmed and why they filmed it that way?~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  5. I'm thinking they are too hard too..one of my favorites... 1) "HOW shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"..is not too hard. or: 2)"Dont' say you say a FUCKING word"....hint..overturned mobile home... (sorry for all the cursing..) or: 3) Now GO get home and get your shoeshine kit... these are easy but I don't think I've done anything to help the thread. Maybe start a quote from a favorite director and guess which movie (Scorese for instance...but give CLUES of the director) ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  6. Yep! My friend Lysa with a 'Y' who is an attorney told me she got her check for $20,000 within the hour. Gates doesn't mess around. I'll be standing out in the rain near the mailbox by a snake pit for my check ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  7. Hope you haven't seen this before: http://www.borgerisd.net/soapbox/soapbox.htm Sooner or later the Repost Police will get me, but hopefully NOT tonight. When you see the WHITE SCREEN....follow the instructions and right click and press play..it works. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  8. That sucks. You can't even trust a Cl....never mind..I just rememberd John Wayne Gacy. I hope the clown gets the help he needs. Lord knows he's going to NEED it. Imagine the jailhouse beatings he's going to get for being a pedophile AND a clown. I believe in 'fair trials', but I'm looking at that face and just getting all 'antsy' about it. I have no fear of clowns but I have a son that SERIOUSLY gets weirded out about them. If he's not convicted, take his damned makeup away. (I HOPE that's not his drivers license photo)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  9. HOBO....FUNEEEEE...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  10. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'll agree with you on that! If you LOOK at film, there's only about 7 stories told over and over again..'boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl back'...'cinderella' (one more Pretty Woman and I'm gonna start throwing out hostages). Les Liasonnes Dangerouses (my FAVORITE book) has been made over SO many times its not even funny (even fellini took it on and stuck the socialites in a ski chalet). I like Martin...I LOVE Sellers..wait..I LOVE Martin too. You can't LOOK at that face and not laugh. Klein is funny as HELL, and you guys KNOW it, so lets just hang out and see how Martin handles it. And yes, per the article there have been SEVERAL James Bonds and we can't begin to count the Santa Clauses . I got a feeling this is going to be a moneymaker and a new franchise.~~April Edited for PS...This makes me want to add to the favorite movied quotes--but I'll do it here. "That was a PRICELESS Steinway!!!" "Not any more".... Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  11. My cousin graduated high school and we bought her a tandem for that and she was on the load I did my first solo on. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thats really cool, just make it a family affair. Congrats on getting your license!!!! Now where do we have to go to get your beer???~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  12. I'm with you on that one. I'd have to spend all the $$$ they paid me just to overhaul myself. I'm laughing just thinking of what 'issue' they would WANT me for. The joke would be on Playboy Seriously, I don't think I would do it even if I DID have the body for it. Not that I would knock anyone who did; they human body is beautiful. I would be too nervous to have millions of subscribers looking at me like that. Its a control issue, I guess.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  13. I'm waiting for Sharpton and Jackson to say something negative about this too. Its sad that those guys show up AFTER a person gets in trouble and tries to blame society for bad behavior. They don't do enough pro-active advocacy for the people they 'help'. Cosby is right. Its bad when a free education is offered and deemed unimportant. They have laws now (well, they do in NY) that if your kid is under 17 and not in school parents are held legally responsible (which they SHOULD be, anyway). If this were a national law, perhaps that would help.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  14. I was eating a grilled cheese when I saw it! The last one made me laugh out LOUD. "My pee smells like ham"... ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  15. That poor kitty has been getting a LOT of internet press.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  16. aprilcat

    Penis size

    Pooooooooooooooooooooost it!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  17. Congrats!!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  18. I think you might be right there! Women are dirty! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh man...you just marked yourself as a target buddy...hehehehehe ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay..I will respind to BASE: on the grand scale, when we know something 'funky' happened in our panties and will either 1) slip off into the bathroom to wash them and paper towel them dry and put them back on or 2)take them off and wash our a$$e$ and shove said panties in our purses or 3) give it a big old HELLO and wonder why the photographer took that pic in the first place (thats an 70mm or better .lens~~ still within Smell range.) it really doesnt matter I feel for those hostages on the couch~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  19. Oh, BTW...don't think that those of us who were NOT there don't have a nice pie up their sleeves to GET you with. You are gonna get PIED again when I see you in Georgia!!! Congrats, girlie, but 'wuffo' you sat IN the pies??? lol..they phucked you UP...lol Jenn, I had the weekends mixed up and you can send me a pm about all that WHEN you get home...IF you get home...booooooooooowhahahahhaaaaaa~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Amazon....

    I may have to look up a TAD to get her in an eye-to-eye...but at 5'11" I will ALWAYS say she's head above the rest She called me a couple of hours ago and had that 'aww, shucks, you didin't HAVE to do that' attitude...but I really DO admire her and she's one that really deserves a Standing O. Not brown-nosing, but lets had some praise to the REAL divas!! ~~~~~~gooooooooooooooo, Amazon!! ~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  21. She looks like she SAT in pie!! Congrats, Michele!!!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  22. aprilcat

    Penis size

    Size doesn't matter..its how you use it. The WORST case scenerio is when you think you've got a nice prize in your crackerjacks and it doesn't work. What a BORE! And I don't think there's a woman walking the earth thats going to go on about how 'big' you are when you're not. Relax...its all about performance.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  23. QuoteI hate to be the one to point this out, but the dude seems not to be a "dude". Notice, shaved legs, high cut on the hips underwear, and reinforced crotch, which men's underwear rarely have. Oh, and why would 3 guys and a girl be playing twister? Seems to be couples to me. I don't think the skid mark is a dude. The first time I saw it I thought the same thing--thats not a man thats a woman, then I freaked thinking of playing twister and having those drawers near my face while I have right hand-blue, left hand-red. Maybe that is a twister RINGER....(ugh..sorry for THAT one, but you know what I mean). ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  24. ...6:30 am...why do I feel like yelling Yippe-Ya-Yo-KIyaaaaaaaaaaaaay...for no reason? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  25. aprilcat

    W.T.F.

    ..um...okay... WHAT did they DO to you?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!