Mayberry

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  1. (Written on a men's room condom dispenser, saw it somewhere on a road trip.) "This gum is stale!!" Don Don Here's to friends!
  2. At least you're consistent!! Don Don Here's to friends!
  3. Wow, that's deep. I don't know. Maybe it's knowing what could have been, the lost potential, etc. that will now never be realized. Sorry for your loss. Don Don Here's to friends!
  4. Hey Pam, I'm sorry to hear about your dad. I know what you & your family went through & now are going through, and what your dad had to suffer through. Back in '97 I lost my dad to the same thing. My thoughts are with you & your family. Don Don Here's to friends!
  5. Thanks for all the input guys!! Damn that's funny!! Once I realized what I was looking at I started laughing like crazy & couldn't stop, everyone was giving me strange looks. Must have stood there 5 minutes. I thought "Not much meat on those suckers!! Guess I could always pick my teeth with one of the claws when I'm done!!" Don Don Here's to friends!
  6. Thanks for the reply & recipe Kev!! So you can eat them. I think I'll pass. *Note to HH: please add a smiley face with BUG eyes & projectile vomit coming out of mouth to markup list.* Don Don Here's to friends!
  7. Ok, someone please enlighten me. I just got back from the grocery store, bought some chicken to fix for dinner. There in between all the breasts, legs, wings & stuff were FRIGGIN' FEET!!! They were cut off right about where the ankle(?) would be. Claws & all. They were simply labeled as "MEAT". WTF? How do you eat the FEET?? How do you fix them? What is a good side dish? Anyone ever had them??? Like I said, someone please enlighten me. Thanks, Don Don Here's to friends!
  8. 0:0:2 No humps, no jumps AGAIN due to weather (unless you guys wanna count the GAZILLION exits from the mock door, hours on the creeper & in the harness.
  9. That sucks, I hate reading about anyone gettin' hurt on here!!! Glad to hear she'll be ok. Heal fast Sheena!!!!
  10. Good answers!! I've always been a big Police/Copeland fan, & is there an instrument that Dave Grohl can't play?? Don Don Here's to friends!
  11. Playing catch up around the house today, weather permitting I will get to jump tomorrow. Woo-Hoo!! Went last Sun. but the weather sucked all day so it was spent in the hangar doing "book stuff" & in the harness. Had a blast & learned a lot but still would have been great to get in the air!! Wish me luck for tomorrow!!
  12. No problem!! One of the perks of working there is I get to ride the trains & buses for free!! Woo-Hoo!! I'll check it out first chance I get. Don Don Here's to friends!
  13. Now you've got me curious....I'm gonna have to catch a train myself & see what's up with Albert!! Don Don Here's to friends!
  14. The trains run until midnight except for Fri. & Sat., they run until 3am. Plenty of time!!! I know they also run a shuttle bus from a couple of the stations back & forth to Georgetown but I can't remember which ones right off hand. Like I said check out our website www.wmata.com & click on the green headings under the panda for anything you would ever want to know!!
  15. Mayberry

    Redneck Joke

    Damn, that's funnier than the joke!!! Don Don Here's to friends!
  16. It sounds like you have all the major attractions covered!! Definitely check out the night life while you're in town as well. One question....how are you getting around?? Since I work for Metro, I'm gonna shamelessly plug them. If you're gonna go all over the area each day I suggest you buy an all day pass, it only costs 5 or 6 bucks & is good all day for unlimited travel. Also when you get to a station, go to the kiosk & pick up a pocket guide from the station manager. It lists all the major points of interest & which color line (red, blue, yellow, etc.) to take to get there. Just don't eat or drink on the train or in the station...our transit police dept. really frowns on it. There was a story in today's Post about them handcuffing & taking a woman to jail for a few hours who didn't listen & got snippy with them. Check out www.wmata.com for more info. Have a great time while you're in town!! Don Don Here's to friends!
  17. Sorry, my bad! If I could I would. It's an ad for Skydive Arizona. Can someone else hook him up?? Don Don Here's to friends!
  18. VERY!! Looks like she's having fun!!! Don Here's to friends!
  19. ......on page 60 of the Aug. edition of Parachutist?? There are a lot of people here I haven't met yet. Cool picture!!! Don Don Here's to friends!
  20. AAARRRGGGHH!!!! I watched this last night before going to bed, therefore all day today @ work I couldn't get that F*#@* song out of my head!!! In my mind I kept trying to change it to the original by Queen/David Bowie but to no avail. Thanks!! (The sad part is SOMEWHERE in our house my wife has that album...Milli Vanilli also) Don Don Here's to friends!
  21. Overall I would say yes, I really like my job. I enjoy what I do, the pay & benefits are great, work from 6am-2:30pm M-F, weekends off & all major holidays off. Life is good!!!
  22. Hi!! Turn on Comedy Central, Chapelle's show is on now. I laugh my ass off everytime I watch it. Works for me!! Sorry, that's the best I could do in a rush. I hope things get better for you!!!