LoudDan

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  1. Richmond last year during the "State Record Rain" under the blue tarp, made 10 jumps spent $1500. Jump tickets are getting rediculous. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  2. Dude, it was a rough weekend last year and the weather kicked ass. I don't think I'll be able to make it if there is no jumping buffer to slow down the drinking and "other" activities. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  3. Congrats on the overhead Dee. You'll be doin the "Pee my pants" dance before you know it. YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHC'mon. Everyone needs to come with "Good Weather" Vibes, Prayers, Dances, Chanting, Virgin Sacrafices (yeah that'll happen in this crowd), whatever it takes and whatever works. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  4. Yeah........................what she said. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  5. I'm going......and if I can scratch together comp money it will be entertaining. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  6. Of all the weekends everything is going on, My mom's birthday...........I'll most likely be up the following weekend before the halloween boogie at SDA. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  7. Dude, I'm calling pylon position, we'll make this fast all around. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  8. I call shenanigans. I was thinking the largest funneled exit would be cool. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  9. Johnathan Tage also did well in Texel, Holland. Hell of a nice guy, and really cool to hang out with. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  10. I'm interested to know how a Spectre can make you a safer canopy pilot. I thiought it was experience, currency, and training. As for the female market comment, there are a few ladies on the PST and international swoop tours who could teach you a thing or two on how to fly a Velo or VX. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  11. 6'2" Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  12. Dude, Texas sized BBQ'ed chops, that's what them is Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  13. I believe there is notoneperson in the metro Atlanta area aware of this law. Every night on the way to work is the battle against the fucking pace cars...you know the motherfuckers that has to drive right next to each other across all 6 fucking lanes making it impossible to pass, they're great. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  14. I'm so confused I was told there would be no math involved here. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  15. Learn to sitfly and standfly better before attempting to latch on to someone and transition. You should be proficient at sitflying and standflying with other people before trying to be a hanger on a hybrid. A lot can go wrong, and the hanger can seriously hurt the other participants if he/she can not control their body while hanging. Simply looking up should not make you cork out. Get some coaching dude. Be safe. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  16. Watch good skydiving movies. NOT Hollywood specials, borrow some from the DZ, and go for the total immersion method of vegging. Other than that......Try praying (or whatever you choose)for better weather. Note: Once better weather arrives get coaching, ditch the student status. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  17. HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY, I'm standing right here. I don't wear this funny lookin thing on the side of my noggin for nothing ya know. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  18. Wow!!!! That was a Boggie. Thanks to all the folks at Aggieland, I had a blast, sorry I had to bug out without seeing some of ya, but I over fucked around and wound up leaving late. I can't wait to come back to visit again, SOUND OFF. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  19. I told everyone in Aggieland. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  20. If he locks his door at night, a cool thing.... Take a peace of normal printer paper, put a small pile of baby powder on it, and then slide it uner his door, next use a hair dryer, fan, ar just blow really hard through the crack at the bottom of the door. In the morning there will be this fine dust EVERYWHERE, it takes months to clean up. I've done this, the result is priceless because the victim just can't figure it out. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  21. In Georgia (Atlanta), they give you the ticket with a court date, you show up, if the cop does not (you don't get off free) the court tells you if you want to plead not guilty, you will have to reschedule for a date when the officer can be there. If you try to expidite things by pleading guilty, you can explain, the judge will tell you that you that he has done what you di, but he didn't get caught, andtell you to sit on the bench. Now the fun part, you get a base fine (mine was $202), and then you get a bunch of add on bullshit like the Police Officers Pension fund, the indigent defence council, Jail Fund, etc.. which allequalled out to another $123.00. Can you believe the ballz it takes to MAKE you give to the Police Officers Pension Fund......I don't even have a pension fund, what the fuck over. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  22. T- minus 9 hours 30 minutes to departure........... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  23. After recieving a $325 kick in the nutz in traffic court, I am looking forward to getting there, getting air, and then becoming .....uuuuhhhhh...... fuggit, becoming sociable. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  24. You mean you don't have one?? Dude I'll hook you up wtih a website where you can get 'em custom made with the non slip grip and laser sighting. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!
  25. I don't know dude the last FJC I did, we were going over malfunctions, and when I held up a picture of some gnarly tension knots, my student tried to convince me that you shouldn't chop it because it would be slowing you down to probably 50mph and if you do chop it there is only one left. You can't get that kinda entertainment anywhere else. (he did not wind up jumping by the way) Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!