Calvin19

no current weight limit. we rig it differently for extreme weight. but the heaviest yet i believe is 200lbs. but more than that, we would probably have to rebuild the system in a way where it would take a while to do, and the freefall would be less. the ideal weight is about 65kg, or 145lbs. that gives the longest freefall as well as the longest 'rebound', and the rebound is half the fun. well, a third of the fun. -SPACE-

hmmm... Actualy, we (alex and me) just yesterday pre-rigged the whole FRASCA system in record time, and we both decided to retire the main and reserve lines that we havent used since last thanksgiving. so we will need new ones before we head out there. no tipping. buy us a hotel. we are out of money. our plane crashed and killed two of our best friends, and the insurance company is trying to fuck us out of 36 large. so we are paying a loan for a plane we cant rent out. damn the man. the jump will be set no matter what. its all that i can do, all the BASE jumpers taught me to BASE for free. its the least i can do to return a bit of a favor.

i been sayin it, its hopeless. -SPACE-

I am NOT trustworthy. AT ALL. i forget to eat. i forget to poop. but i am reminded for one of those, i cant remember wich one... i have a better idea than a pill... -SPACE-

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO. I am getting myself fixed. appointment is on wednesday.

no ideas or options, but i have an opinion. I think its hopeless, not pointless. I have better things to do with my life than learn why i should vote for this guy not this guy. i would rather be BASE jumping or paragliding. -SPACE-

'so what if im ugly? im not as gross a those hairless cats. (sticks ass in your face and says) who loves kitty'? -RW, live at broadway. -SPACE-

hmm... not that when i post shit not only do i get hated by most the wannabe skydivers on dorkzone, i get shitty looks from my GF as well. but here we go. Um, from my experience. some girls WANT to be fooled. they WANT to fall for retarded tricks guys use. its a game, and some girls like playing the easy way. i think im right with that. hmm.... let me re read it before i press the post button. and one more time... -SPACE-

most disgusting thing i have ever eaten? hmm... my Ex.

i have never actualy had sex on climb out, but i have gotten some of the best head of my life while on the slow ass climb up in a 205. we fly our own loads, we were renting the 205. who do you think was flying? PS. the jump was a solo.it was her 13th skydive, first nite jump. -SPACE-

i second -SPACE-

the difference between me and other posters is my scary ideas usualy come to life. -SPACE-

any ideas for other forums? trolls dont enjoy posting among a group of more trolls than others, ya know? -SPACE-

we shall, take my arm -SPACE-

oh. i didnt know that. i had a PG pilot freind of mine tell me i should buy a motor pack for it. sorry, its a DHV II, didnt know that either. the label on it sais DOM is 2000. sorry. my bad and it wouldnt scare BASE jumpers, it would kill them. no one buy that wing. maybe i can use it for tandem BASE drops. -SPACE-

GF is mad i am ignoring her. goodnight guys! -SPACE-

cheers and, after me and GF read this whole thread, i got a few dirty looks, after showing her my original post, and i did fuck up, i posted it incorrectly. ok, so after we talked about it a bit, i explained it to her better than i did in my original post. OK, so when a guy tells his girl she is the most beautiful one there, he doesnt mean that she will winn a beauty contest, that WOULD be delusional. he means that to him, she is the most beautifu girl there. and that should mean more to the girl than pointing out that she was the most beautiful girl there. unless all the girl cares about it the way she looks compared to other girls (is that what they all are like?) so, after a few bad looks from my GF, i get a kiss, and she was laying on my shoulder as i type this on my laptop. I Love her because we can be not just honest with eachother, we can be open and honest and blunt. even if it takes a minute to get over the blow. im sorry if i offended any girls out there. and i really dont know why girls like me, its not like i get more tail than any other guy, but i see your point about wondering how i even have a GF. and Eliza says hello. PS, this IS dorkzone to me,because i am kinda a dork. and I call EVERYONE Hosers, my freinds, my parents, i call EVERYONE homeslice, its not an insult. its just me being a dork. be well, and goodnight. and dont take me too seriously. i call it dorkzone for a reason. maybe im just making fun of myself. PPS it really sucks liveing with your Girlfriends older brother. even if you have been with her for a year.

so, me, my GF, GFs brother, and my roomate are hear talking about shit, and we were wondering what the world thought about the movie 'The Beach' 2000. and yes, i let her read the thread i just posted about the whole most beautiful girl at the partything. she wasnt happy, but she sees my point. the reason i loveher, is that she gets me. she figured me out. -SPACE-

i dont post offensively to women, i post honestly, well, i try. i cant convey my thoughts to well online. i dont have 7000 posts like some of you hosers dont think im trying to offend women, im trying to be open, and honest. I have as much respect for women as i do for men. women just take everything a lot more seriously. -SPACE-

I do! and i will tonight. again. i need to get off dorkzone cause she is on her way, it would be bad if she saw this on the laptop -SPACE-

I really do like my girl. she is beautiful. and while im young, and do have drifty eyes, she is mine, and im hers, for now. drifty eyes are good. -SPACE-

i like kittens. i call them 'piffs' -SPACE-

Well then, you should learn to TYPE those things. Your post was, to be honest, a slap in the face to all women who've heard their guy say "you were the most beautiful woman there". You said it was a delusion. Don't think you're not going to get replies about that. Think before you type. And then think again before you hit "post". Maybe you should have said: Ladies ... I am the LUCKIEST guy in the world. I was out with my GF tonight and saw a parade of my old squeezes come by looking like sluts at Halloween and I thought, WOW! I get to home with this instead! Boy am I lucky. If that's what you meant ...

Ladies ... I am the LUCKIEST guy in the world. I was out with my GF tonight and saw a parade of my old squeezes come by looking like sluts at Halloween and I thought, WOW! I get to home with this instead! Boy am I lucky.

i think it takes away from it, personaly, but i still use it with GF cause she likes it a lot. A LOT -SPACE-