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Everything posted by cvfd1399
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beaver with a kick stand
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i thought it was a girl until i saw the back he has man boobs
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Don't forget to watch the sheild on FX at 10:00 Central time! Been wating months for it to come back on.
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I am with ya on that.
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So what your saying is that it beeps no matter what your decent rate, the thing goes off right. What about a neptune, is it the same way?
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HERE IS SOME IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION.... ESPECIALLY GOOD THIS TIME OF THE YEAR! If it is a repost may I burn in hell forever. Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass, a green leafy vegetable. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop. Q: Is beer or wine bad for me? A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal or mineral, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your vegetables. Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc., Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good. Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ..... Cocoa beans .. another vegetable!!! "It's the best feel-good food around!"
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When you see, or hear the word "GOD" do you think of....
cvfd1399 replied to Gawain's topic in The Bonfire
I was freaked out when I went with a friend to his catholic church one sunday, all the chanting, and on command things you have to say after someone else does made me want to run outta the place. Also every time they pass infront of the church in a car they say some saying, and cross their chest?! I went as a child to a baptist church and at every church the preacher was corrupt, and ended up having to leave town, how can you believe in anything when the guy preaching is full of shit. -
When you see, or hear the word "GOD" do you think of....
cvfd1399 replied to Gawain's topic in The Bonfire
The first thing I think of is crazy jesus freaks, you know the type. Not normal religious folk, but the quacks. -
This topic should have more naked skydiving pics. Come on and man up to the plate!
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Thanks guys these are great, she is living with a blue healer, so they heard each other, and their many play toys around all day. They both love water too. It seems like a match made in heaven. Here is the pic from the first time they met, joosie the healer tried to give her high five! She was like woaah there hoss. They are best friends now.
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Ok so I inherited this border collie, and if I am keeping her she has to have a skydiving related name. All I know of is toggles anyone else got a name they have heard of or used?
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Do you have to wear a helmat
cvfd1399 replied to jump_or_die's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Helmat no Helmet maybe -
If you forget to do anything else you gotta remember to pull. Maybe it was a death wish.
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Out of panama was cool there was 3 ship wrecks, a few barges, and a huge concrete angel statue. Also vortex springs has some cave diving out of a freshwater spring that flows 3 million gallons of water every day so it is crystal clear, and cool temps.
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Beer 30 has passed I love you man!
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breathing during freefall
cvfd1399 replied to adrenalinejunki's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I make a point every jump to see if I breathe in freefall, but I keep forgetting to remember....what was I talking about? I get a tight chest at about 12,000 I think it is a combo of adrenaline and thin air. I close my eyes take deep breaths, do prcp's and think about the dive. -
It's beer 30 here so mind my typing, but congrats! Hey aubrey what is my super anvil number
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I would like to say I am proud of the otter for wanting to go mud riding that's my kinda plane
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Woo hahhhhaaaaa Loved that!
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My ass is broken
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Who cares about if it is real it's the thought that counts :)
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Look in the world records. There was a woman that fell something like 30k and lived.
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That is why I said HIGH voltage. A person can energize themself and touch up to 750,000 volts without discomfort until you get grounded, then ZAP.
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You don't even have to touch high voltage lines to get a flash. If you get within 11 feet 3 inches it can jump and get you. That is why all lines that are high voltage are placed 14 feet from any ground source.