DShiznit
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face) HUSBAND: (makes loud groan) WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" HUSBAND: "I guess so." WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed." WIFE: ---silence-- HUSBAND: "Shit."
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Yes there is!
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Ski goggles probably aren't good wind protection for the angles/speed at which you are falling, and will be quite bulky. Also, you will be supplied goggles for training, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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Hi - I don't think I've seen anyone here that does. There are quite a few that go to Skydive Temple (Salado), Aggieland (Bryan/College Station), and Skydive San Marcos.
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Wow, I like the look of the prodigy!! Any news on price, availability, etc?
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25 steady winds - jumpable 17mph gusts - hell no just my little low time jumper opinion
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Ain't it, though?
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see avatar
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Very fair.
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I haven't since I've been married......
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savages....
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but they're so cute!!!
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You want to eat this???
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Lucky..... I'm having a big salad.
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Would you want to buy a new spring loaded PC/freebag for every jump on your main?
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Really? I didn't know you swung that way!!
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*snickers*
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What's wrong with red meat? Are you a tree hugging hippie?
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I think I missed something....
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My dad went to make a first jump with my brother-in-law as the TM. It was videod, of course (as my bro-in-law said to the camera, "Damn shame Ross isn't here to jump with us", as it was spur of the moment decision). As I'm watching the tape at my dad's house, he pauses it right as he is in the door and said: "Son, you know me well enough that I don't get scared. points to the tv - That is ultimate pant-shitting fear in your fathers eyes."
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You sell everything!! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5570085385#ebayphotohosting
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I'm still alive....
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Where?!?!
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Don't break anything