DShiznit

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  1. Hey man, congrats. I was supposed to do my H&P a week ago, but the winds were too high.... We'll hit it up later. See ya, bro.
  2. I signed up here to learn more about skydiving while I was in AFF. I have since completed AFF and am working on getting my license, so I am still a low jump chump (16). There is a wealth of knowledge on this site, and I have already learned quite a bit, and will continue to learn more. That's why I'm here. and I fully agree with your first post.
  3. LMAO Sorry, I'm out of haiku for the night.... That was all I could think of that quick. Beer time, says the clock you all have a good weekend jump a few for me!
  4. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    LOL - jk. Well peeps, it's 4:55pm which means only one thing ..... BEER!!!!! Have a good weekend, blue skies! (cause they damn sure ain't here....)
  5. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    so who's the lucky guy, er girl?
  6. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    I wouldn't espcially when you are holding a dog as your avatar and have the word rectal in your sig.....
  7. Alice had the set Do you remember her rack? Stacked like ol' Jenna
  8. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    That's the scene I was referring to!!! I need to watch it again.......gettin' rusty. But none of you could get me on Raising Arizona or Blazing Saddles!!
  9. Mike Brady was gay but he acted opposite something to say Roy?
  10. Good Haikus those are Excellent change up subject Beer is on my mind
  11. I've seen other websites that have a "seller rating" in with their user name, so it is possible.
  12. I'm rolling my eyes As another thread is trashed by chop and plaything....
  13. I hope it's really big It would take an elephant To even please that.....
  14. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    I don't think a swallow could carry a coconut, but perhaps an African swallow could...... LOL!!
  15. I am not a cop Just a plain software sales guy Who is bored today.
  16. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    I know ............ remember the conversation the two guards had??? but where would an african swallow even get coconuts? I mean, could he really fly far enough carrying one? - or something to that effect. But it's just a flesh wound, really!
  17. My head is not small My wife can vouch for that one My pimp hand is strong btw - see dictionary.com for the proper usage of "your" and "you're"
  18. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    But where would an African Swallow get these coconuts?
  19. DShiznit

    Hey Yoshi!

    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
  20. You still need to learn English tought you this in school It's easy 5-7-5. And another point It's partly some math as well Can you not count well?
  21. But here I am right You really screwed up this time You go back to school
  22. (biz'nis') You are right, I'm wrong A blind man could tell you that but not a deaf man....
  23. Poor sheltered chop chop No education must suck Go get your learn on