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Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

You have to be cheating cause you know every single quote....

Demolition Man - Sorry that I knew that one.

What am I talkin' about? I'm talkin' about sex boy, what the hell you talkin' about? I'm talkin' about l'amour! I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing."

Clerks 36?!? Including me? 37. You sucked 37 dicks... (turns to another person). My g/f sucked 37 dicks. (other guy) In a row? hehe

THAT was a good movie! No, that movie was ok. You have your opinions all screwed up!!

How the hell could it be that good? Here's one: "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. " Hey, it's a good movie!!! I just love the spontanuity of his character

Doh!! Yeah, that's a great movie!! Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Spaceballs.

Better Off Dead The Jerk.

That is one of the greatest movies of all time. I have to second that

Anthony Edwards Linda Fiorentino - Gotcha

That is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Don't know any of the ones above.... Try this one. I had to get it off the net so it's word for word. Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.

Haven't a clue.... How about - We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.

Bueller? Anyone got a shot?

Good one.. -I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake. -What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying? - I-I don't know. There ought to be one though.

What about........ Go get your fuckin' shinebox!

I've seen that one probably 100+ times. Fabulous movie.

Great movie.... Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Dazed and Confused. Don't know the second one.

How can you say they are bad?? They are all works of art!!! Oh, and I love "Cool As Ice"

I own a copy too....... :) Weird Al was the shiznit back in the late 80's

Come on - Everybody wants some, I want some too!!! or I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS! Now if you had said Breaking 2, Electric Boogaloo, then I would agree! It's overall a bad movie to the general public, but you have to be a true fan to appreciate it.... Oh my God, this is pure uncut snow!!! It's everywhere!!!

Oh, Night at the Roxbury is another........