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Gleaming the Cube Rad Better Off Dead

That movie was funny as hell!!!! You don't shoot a man's luggage, that's just mean!!

Sandra Bullock - The Net

How about..... I fucked the pie!!! -In prison, you'll be the pie another hint...... Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

bite your tongue. Elizabeth Shue is in that one.

Erica Eleniak - Under Seige

Blazing Saddles!! classic Mel Brooks!

I thought Dickie Roberts was going to be stupid, but I was lauging through most of it!!!

Hudson Hawk Run Lola Run Going Overboard (cheesy Adam Sandler flick) Emma

"Dang that was lucky. Damn near lost a $400 hand cart" "Son, you've got a panty on your head" From the two greatest movies of all times!!!!!

He's pointing at momma's burger... You gonna finish that?

Went to the dr last night, I have to wear this damn thing for a week. My wife snuck around the corner real quick this morning while I was getting ready, hence the bad pic. Deal with it. Should be able to jump in 2.5 weeks though! :)

Your doctor didn't put you on "half-days" for a few months?? They usually don't release someone back to work completely after an injury as severe as yours.

I injured my shoulder putting up the Christmas tree. Those suckers are hard to put up by yourself. I was holding it in the stand and reached up high to get it straightened and something just pulled. I couldn't lift my arm up without it killing me. The doctor gave me some kind of pain med with a narcotic but I can't take anything stronger than a motrin or I feel loopy. It's getting better but getting dressed and undressed is a bitch. I hear ya. And I thought it was supposed to be fun..... My wife mentioned taking care of me was like taking care of a baby all over again, although I do like being pampered when I'm injured.

Corsicana??? There is absolutely NOTHING there. hehe I drive through there quite often on the way to my Father-In-Law's house (Ennis). My Grandmother lives there as well.... Just thought it was funny. :)

The "Human Fund" is a great cause. I contribute my entire office to the Human Fund every year, and they all appreciate the humaitarian gift that I give......

Your balls are slightly larger in diameter than mine appear to be.

LMFAO!!! Oh God, that is funny.....

Yeah, I've got a weak knee from an old football injury, I thought I was a badass and could "work it out".... I now have to wear a brace 12 years afterwards even while playing raquetball....

That's not exactly the reassurance I was wanting to hear. I was talking to a friend of mine the other day about this, and I asked him how bad the pain was to break your ankle. His reply was not as bad as a sprain. I only asked because at our DZ several weeks ago a guy landed wrong and broke his ankle. He was just sitting there in the road waiting on the ambulance. I was crying like a little two year old who dropped his sucker in the dirt. Now I am hobbling around with a cane while wearing this ski boot looking thing.

I thought about putting this in the "Incidents" forum, but I thought that more would see this here and learn from my lesson. It could save your life. I consider myself lucky that a hurt ankle was all I got...... So I was at home working on the Christmas decorations with the beloved wife, as I do every year. With the weather being gorgeous like it is this time of year in Texas, we had the front door open and a child gate (the folding type) in the front door from keeping my two children (dogs) from getting out. Well, my wife was hanging some lights around the front porch/door, while I was doing the garland/lights around the garage door. The ladder was right up front againt the child gate, and I was going in/out of the house quite a bit, as was my wife because she was preparing dinner as well. So I am inside and need to go back outside for the 10th time. I step over the child gate and on to the second rung of the ladder with my right foot. As soon as I put ALL of my weight on my right foot while stepping over with my left, I slipped....... and took everything down with me (this was a 6 foot ladder). I knocked down some lights, a ladder, broke two plant pots, a small bench, everything. I was deathly afraid to look at my foot for fear that it was broken, and I didn't want to see that. My son was yelling for my wife, but I was yelling every profanity I could think of (which she probably heard over my son) to keep from crying. I have no felt pain like that in years... So she gets out there, takes off my shoe (assuring me it wasn't broken) and my GOD it was huge. So I hobble to the couch, get a pain killer, beer, and notebook (gotta play online poker) and get set up for the night. She has taken great care of me ever since. I have to go to the dr today because it is killing me. The first thing I thought of was, "what if I can't skydive for a month or so?". I was actually thinking that while laying on the front porch. Funny what runs through your head... Oh well. Funny thing is all of my co-workers' first words when they saw me Monday morning was "Skydiving, huh?" - hehe. The irony...... Summary: Christmas decorations are the devil and can kill. The End.

I'm willing to bet that it tops $75M by the end of the weekend......

I'm going to go see it tomorrow at 7pm. :) I saw on the news this morning that there are already people in line for the midnight showing tonight. The movie theatre is playing the triology, with the final starting at midnight..... Now that's, dedication.

Oh, it was in the 70's yesterday here...... :)

Quite a jump to catch on that hook!! Gorgeous view, much better than central Texas....