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I just blush easy. There have been a few times in my life where women have said overtly sexual things just because they think it is funny how red my face gets.. It is damn embarassing

I used to like him but now I think he is an asshole. He has one song in particular that really pisses me off "Move them . . . ." I am sure you know the one

Only People in Columbus will get this one "In response to the trunk monkey phenomenon, Columbus Police of issued the New Trunk Pig."

Yeah I drive to Lancaster everyday. What freaked me out was that I took 70 East to Lancaster but drove the Outer Loop going home. I live off 70 and 270 on the West Side. I had been driving that lood every day for Months and only found out about the shootings when the old woman got killed.. I have not driven the south outer loop but once since then and that was because I had no choice. I also thought the cold might send him home. The problem is that the longer that he gets away with it the more bold he gets. I hope they catch this SOB soon.

That is just sick man. You guys should have just eaten a tablet each and see who could keep from vomiting the longest

Well I do not know if any of you know but we have a copycat sniper hear in Columbus, Ohio. Since about last May someone has been shooting cars driving down the highway. Until last night it was localized to the South Outer loop. Now they are on the move. Last night the newest victim was my next door neighbor and it happened less than two blocks from here. Now I am worried for my wife and kids. They seem to only be shooting at cars , but they have killed one woman. There are 18 confirmed shootings from the same weapon. I love guns and I believe in my right to bear arms but this shit scares the bloody hell out of me. I am not worried for me except that I would not survive the loss of my wife or kids. This shit sucks

All I know is that its not dangling Thank God for that.

Welmcome to zee forums!

What . . . well I never ! . . . You know what you need? Well let me tell you! Oh wait . . . I just realized you were not insulting me Damn and I had a good one too.

watch her but . . . what? but what what? Why would you leave a participle dangling? You left us on the edge. Wait . . . is but a participle? who cares . . . I wanna know but what? Man. Always leaving people hanging skydivers are.

Hey Skymama, We never did Santa with our kids so I do not have that problem. Instead what we do is each kid buys one present for everyone in the house and mom and dad each by one present for everyone. Then we draw names and we each fill one stocking. This is a tradition that can last till they move out because it gets everyone involved in Christmas. And it keeps their interest because they get to focus on what they are doing for each other rather than what they are getting. The kids love it and it makes my wife's and my Christmas shopping easier. As an added bonus it actually decreased our Christmas spending because we limit everybody to 50 dollars per person. Except of course this year because I asked for skydiving gear but we make exceptions where Dad is concered

okay! This SNOKES thing is really grating on my nerves! Everytime I click the link I get that damn internet optimizer! I never get the snopes page. So if you people cannot make a link that works than stop it!

OMG! I am a FLY BYER! God it scares me but that is how I feel. I f I have to poop at work I will hold it until I can get into the stall when no-one is in the room and then I will wait to flush and leave until everyone has left. I got stuck in the restroom for an hour once because of the steady flow of traffic.

If I want to see titties I will just take of my shir . . . no wait I mean my wife's shirt, my wife's shirt! Sheesh

So now instead of the boy's club we men will be subjected to the girl's club? Great there goes my promotion.

You really think I am going to actually click that link you fucker?

Yeah well I want to see the video of him climbing back into his rig.

To Hookitt : Fucker Fucker Fucker Fucker Fucker Fucker To PhillyKev: Fucker Fucker Fucker Fucker Fucker Fucker I hope you both get invaded by Penguin Throwing Snowballs!

Valerie, To clarify I think you may have gotten the wrong idea about my post. You are right. I agree that women should be treated like women and not like slabs of meat. Repsect, dignity, kindness. These things should be in our minds as men when we deal with women. All I meant was that DZ's are not really that different from other large group social settings, are they? Maybe because I have only got 31 jumps and have not really partied at any DZ's I am not qualified to say anything. From your post however I got the sense that you thought I was saying "It is like that everywhere so get used to it." I certainly did not mean that if it came across that way. Then again I could be reading into your post. Oh no . . . is that my guilty conscience speaking? AAAAAAHH

When I was in the Marines we got to spend a lovely amount of time in a gas chamber without a mask on. Oh yeah that was fun. CS tablets disolving in a sealed room and you get to run in place so that you can get a wonderful 500 lungs full of this stuff. They used 17 tablets on us and there were only labout twenty of us in the room. I think one would have done the job. On the bright side, I got rid of the cold I had at the time. On a funnier note. I used to carry one of those CS spray cans on my keys and hang it from my belt. One day I climbed into the car and somehow fired that thig off and it was amined . . . you guessed it . . . right at my own face. I got hit with half the can before I realized I was doing it to myself. I was rolling around the parking lot floor screaming my freaking head off. Got settled down and drove home with my head out the window. I had no intention of telling anyone but my bests friends mom was at the Winn-Dixie where I was and saw the last couple of seconds of me screaming and rolling and she said I drove off before she could get to me. That required an explantion to which I have never lived the embarrassment of gasing myself down. But hey, if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at.

That is exactly how I Feel tright now!

PHILLY KEV IS A FUCKER! I clicked the damn link! I got hit TWICE YOU FUCKER! lmfao!

No McDuck it was a call to arms! Apparently everyone is trying to get even with hookitt by by pelting him with fucker! Now there is fucker flying every where and I have fucker in my hair, my shoes, and . . . oh man it is in my eye! You are all FUCKERS!

Hookit you suck! Although the tenacity of using DZ.com to nail as many people as you possibly can thereby eliminating almost the entire list of people who could possibly send it to you is . . . dare I say . . . genious? No . . . not genious It is DIABOLICAL! I HATE YOU!

My company monitors all internet traffic. They are so uncool