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    Monday Funny

    What do you call a beautiful women in Poland? A tourist.
  2. Women skydivers don't need a hackey sack on their rig, they need a penis. Then they would never forget to pull - Ted Payne
  3. sigh.... time for me to hang around another forum for a while.
  4. I got 2 jumps in on Saturday and 2 in on leap day It's was great fun swooping and trailing your foot in the snow. Afterwards you could look and see how far you had swooped.
  5. I looked up and saw the 1st attachment
  6. Just popping back into this thread again after a long absence. Despite what I may have said earlier in this thread I have changed my mind. I was wrong. Gay's should have the right to get married. They can also bring up children. A gay couple that wants to marry should have the same rights as a straight couple that wants to get married. When Ron complained about costs, I call B.S. on that one. Just how many gay people does he think are out there? If I have offended any gay people with my earlier post's, I apologize.
  7. Looking less good for the South East I was going to pop down to Headcorn on Sunday as well... Vicki WOW! It's looking really good for me tomorrow.
  8. Was that a liquid lunch? That's what I miss most in Germany, going to pub in my lunch hour
  9. I'm a bit miffed about work too. Could that be because in 20 minutes I am going to be sacked?
  10. A thread is never dead until the greenies delete it or lock it
  11. I thought that was the only side he had
  12. There is no "other" option I always vote "other" unless there is an "other other" option
  13. What a gerat idea. Anyone with an avatar like his needs to be insulted
  14. I much prefer shape to size, unless flat is a shape
  15. Just wondering where the demand comes from
  16. It is my fault though! I only came here for 2 years to try out working abroad. That was 18 years ago
  17. me too oh, shit, forgot I am in Germany.
  18. A rig and with a reserve that's been packed within the last 120 days. That's all I needed anyways. OK, I did have a frap hat, googles and an altitude meter, but no one asked for those at check in.
  19. An empty CD-recordable. Any music played over and over again becomes boring.
  20. I still do lot's of solo's, mainly in the winter from 5000 ft. This is a great time to concentrate on your canopy skills. No need to worry about other things, such as turning points or getting the video shot right.
  21. Not particularly… Not surprised when you live in Woking
  22. Once you have come up with your useable result, say 6 seconds, who is going to count them? I have seen people count 6 seconds in 3 seconds and a 4-way team that should give 10 seconds take 20 seconds to set up in the door.
  23. I don't think you understood my point. How would you feel if a group of people suddenly started calling themselves skydivers because they jumped of the highboard at the local swimming pool. You would argue that's not skydiving. A man and a women get married, gays do something else.
  24. Because, as far as I am concerned, getting married is something than a man and a women does. Can I marry my office cup to my keyboard? Can I marry my pet cat to the next door neighbours cat? Tell me, what is marraige? Where did the word come from?