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Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny Go! 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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For anyone without a search engine... "A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it right up. The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?" " 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Looks like 'Trouble' to me. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Although no longer active, my standard answer to that question, always delivered with a scowl and as much sarcasm as possible was... "Well, I ain't killed you yet!" BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Be careful what you wish for...you just may get it. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who calls and doesn't wait for weeks I pray that he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash he won"t be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more Please send me a man who makes love to my mind Knows the right answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end and will always be my very best friend AMEN MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with great boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesnt rhyme and I dont care. AMEN "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Mary is a lot of fun to hang with...and to go snowboarding with too! She'll set you straight. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Hey Jack, Glad it's workiing for you, albeit not as fast as you might like. The better signal you have, the faster your connection should be. As far as sharing your MC connection in the house, you can use one of these... http://www.evdoinfo.com/content/view/2297/63/ It is compatible with your 680USB. Place it in the best receiving location in your house, then wireless everything to it. HTH. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Please, please have your little bro watch this video before driving across the Gulf Coast of Mississippi or Alabama. http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/57748/detail/ It may just save his life. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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If you are aware of the many possible uses for Medical Marijuana, and the relief it gives to so many, today is a great day to join NORML to show your support. Just $4.20! BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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If I remember correctly, one of the FB video tapes from the mid 80s has Roger introducing the band as The Booze Brothers. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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It beats the hell out of last year...there was snow on the ground somewhere, from late October, until the end of May. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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You got back just in time for more snow! BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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I grew up eating them on the Gulf Coast. I can remember getting in trouble for 'drinking' half a quart of raw oysters on the way home from the seafood store when I was about 6 years old. 12 1/2 dozen was the most I ever ate at one sitting. It was during the drought of 1986, and they were AWESOME! BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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I don't advocate the use of drugs...well, yes I do. But Vicodin is best left alone unless really needed. However, a buddy of mine (RIP Billio) once encountered a hot woman in a bar really close to closing time. She invited him home, he accepted, and when they arrived there, she offered him 2 Vicodin, and 2 Viagra...also known as a V Squared cocktail. Again, he accepted...and you probably know the rest. (No, that's not how he died) BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Hey Jack, I hope you'll let us know the final details of your decision between cell and satellite. Costs. Speeds. Customer service etc. Good luck. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Jack, If you can get a cell signal at home, try http://www.millenicom.com/mobilebroadband/index.html No contract, and you can take it on the road with you. Best deal I've found so far for that type of service, even if you have to USB to an external antenna. HTH, BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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You see how fast he got his pizza? That sold me right there. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Here's a new number worth putting in your cell phone. This is a new service from Google and its free...great when you are on the road. Watch the clip...pretty funny. http://www.google.com/goog411/ BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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That's pretty much the very same view of Pike's Peak I have out my back door. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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That's not Passive/Aggressive. That's an invitation. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Yup, seems like he's 'cutting away' for real. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Looks like CG from a video game. But resembles a Caravan. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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How far do you drive to the DZ each weekend??
JSBIRD replied to partyboy's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I was less than 2 miles from the DZ for a lot of years. Now, although the DZ is gone, I'm about 6 1/2 road miles from the 5V4 airport, where the swoop factor is always HIGH. BASE359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"