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"Shut the fuck up!" It is still awesome advice, even today at 53. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Actually, I doubt Ramona usually farts that much, although she did rip out some pretty good ones. She would fit perfectly into any skydiving plane/group on the planet. The full episode on FUSE showed her eating all sorts of gas producing foods before going out on the street to meet her victims. Yes, it is wierd, but I still find most of it entertaining. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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One of the best clips they have so far... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ff_1178895709 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Now yer talkin'! Let's all have some fun before we leave up out this bitch. Nobody gets out alive. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Those who forget the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them. The list is a valuable and accurate resource designed to protect the living from themselves. As humans, we need all the help we can get. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Actually, it's spelled "Mari" when referring to Mari's Gash fame. However, it is still pronounced "Mary's" If you still need to contact Mari, PM me and I'll send you her current email address. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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I had this done in Colorado Springs last June by one of the surgeon's for the US Olympic team, Dr John Pak. I looked at the clock on the wall in the hospital OR as I was going under...it was 1:25pm. I then looked at the clock on the wall as I was walking unassisted from the hospital, and it was 2:55pm...90 minutes! Doing the recommended PT at home, within 10 days I was walking normally, and within 14 days, it was as if my 13 year old injury never happened. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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You might consider going to one of the Part 141 schools in Florida. 10 days- two weeks, and a couple of grand will net you a PPL, and at least get you started. Find a copy of Trade A Plane, or do a net search for more info. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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It's not really hard to drive a car with Vise Grips as the steering wheel...I've done it, and that's why I mentioned it. The thief who wants your car, and noticed it is normally parked at night without a wheel in place, is most certainly going to be carrying a pair of Vise Grips. Most thieves with any real skill will be carrying Vise Grips and a small file to cut a key if there is no time pressure when selecting their next ride. (Selected models) In more than 10 years, only one car that I wanted got away from me. If I was after your sled, I usually had you walking withing 24 hours. If you think you're safe from car theft because you remove the steering wheel, you're fooling yourself. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Vise grips. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Although not politically correct in 2007, killing them in their sleep can be a very effective, and silent method of removing a nemesis. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Sgt. York. Grapes of Wrath. Stripes. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Yeah, that clip is from the new reality show "Rad Girls", which shows on FUSE. That same girl who got waxed by the car, also farted in girls and guys mouths on the street. Crane wedgie, hitting balls of shit at the batting cages and more. Those chicks don't hold back much. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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I vote none of the above. I live in a converted 40 foot diesel bus, and couldn't deal with a cat box, so I taught my ASH male to use the toilet. 3-4 weeks and you're done. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Congrats! I hope to never need to see you on a professional basis. I hope to see you a lot under any other circumstances. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Tie two tennis shoes together, throw them in the clothes dryer on low temp, then hop on top. I use to do one of my old gf's from 15 years ago in that manner, and she still talks about it today. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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I'm Chef. And you can suck my salty balls... "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Sorry Billy, but unless you were on the crew, and have before, during and after photos, I'm calling bullshit on that tale. The one piece, body shell of a VW Bug is too large to pass through any normal sized door. Also, the amount of tools and skilled workers required to accomplish a prank like this in the span of a class session, is just too unlikely...even at MIT. The part that stinks the worst however, is the school having to demolish a wall to remove it. Reeks of drunk student folklore. Makes for a good tale though. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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That's called a "Pacman" pizza. Got one while visiting the Perris Ghetto in the early 90's. Said to the driver..."No tip for you!" 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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That particular aircraft, N1551D, is a Cessna 190. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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I'd jump it. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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OK, I shoulda figured you'd know that. Me? I'm on the number 69 bus to Pottstown. It leaves at 4:20pm. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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Anybody heard of the The Secret DVD?? Brief me on it...
JSBIRD replied to watchdog2's topic in The Bonfire
No big secret. The Unity Church is the model for the modern 'lifestyle'. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" -
If you were on your game, you could tell me which ship that is. Slacker! 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
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I've got five Mr Bill jumps....all as Sluggo. My choice was always for a large main canopy for Sluggo, low exit speed and a jump pilot deployed pilot chute. Worked every time. But, I've also seen it go badly when not properly planned. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"