Kris

Members
  • Content

    6,199
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by Kris

  1. Kris

    quick

    What about pears? Nobody ever thinks about the pears. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. Kris

    "Shark Tales"

    Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. Damn, I knew I was getting the short end of the deal. I only visit San Marcos a couple of times a year. But I'll be at the SkyFest boogie this summer. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. I think it's great that Skymama no longer freaks out when Speedracer uses the backdoor. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. If you're driving a Vette, have an RV, and 296 jumps in one year....somehow, I don't think gas prices are a real worry. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Well, your parents did have to send me cash to allow you on the Drunk Dial list. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. You're more than welcome to try and put an MT-1 canopy in my Mirage. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. Yeah, but that was because the guy didn't let go of the damn thing and do his EP's properly. I know the person that supplied him the tube to demo. Tubes are relatively safe as long as they're taller than the canopy during deployment (less chance for an entanglement) and as long as you're willing to get rid of it when the shit hits the fan. The guy that went in at Quincy was seen on video transferring the tube from hand to hand so as not to lose it while trying to figure out his EP's. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. And you seem to have missed my point completely, although you did manage to reinforce it, Alana. That point being that going by what someone puts in their profile (as packerbarbie did to John) isn't always fully indicative of who or what that person is or does. From reading this thread, it would appear that you've read a lot of biased, single-sourced articles and basing your "facts" on them instead of proper research. As for me, if it comes down to a seal vs a family getting fed/making a living, I'll happily supply the club. Their numbers have to be brought down to a manageable level or they'll wreck their niche in the environment and starve anyway. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. Actually, it's Flitesuite, the company that Bytch works for. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Heya, Jer...life is good, I can't complain. I look forward to seeing you and some of my Houston friends as well. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. Kris

    The Violent Femmes!

    Too late. And you're not getting in my thighs, either. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. Kris

    The Violent Femmes!

    Frency, Frenchy, Frenchy.....you should have been paying more attention to the fact that there are two amazing women in the thread. Amazing because they're down with the Violent Femme's, too. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. Kris

    The Violent Femmes!

    WooHoo! I just got back from a kickass concert. Yeah, sure...they are in their 40's now, but damn was that one hell of a show they put on. They played for 2 hours straight! It was like highschool all over again...minus the, umm, smokeables of course. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. I have 1/4 of a pound of fresh Jamaican Blue Mountain in the fridge right now. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. Wasabi. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. And your Nickname in your profile is "combatpackerbarbie". Pot, meet kettle. Who cares what his post count is? This is an online forum, hence it's purpose is for people to post. Funny how that works out. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. You've got the same size noggin I do. I have a Mindwarp sized XXL and it fits great.
  19. Add me. This will be my second SkyFest. I went to the one at SDD in 2002.
  20. Bingo. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. Couple that with some music by Morrissey and you've got the makings of one really depressing moment in time. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Can I get an amen? Jon Stewart has to be my favorite news source as well. Did you ever see where he went on CNN's crossfire and went to town on the hosts? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. We did that at my old DZ with a flag. If you gave up the flag, you were a Pygmy, if ya' got naked, well.... Let's just say I'm a Righteous Pygmy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. SMACKDOWN!!! Poor Frenchy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. I thought "Boo Boo Kitty Fuck" was the standard acceptable pet name? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™