Kris
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Well, I was going to put in that timeless classic by Gerardo, "Rico Suave". But, for you, I can compromise. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Well, you know what they say about revenge... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Enough said. What can I say? I watched a lot of Star Trek as a kid and developed a fascination with green women. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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No pics yet, but I have a Spyderco Scorpius and the Swiss Army knife with a 256MB USB drive built in.
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Yes, she does. But only because they're really short songs and you can fit like 50 of them on a CD. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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[Keanu] Whoa. [/Keanu] I'll also bring the candles for waxing and 3 garden gnome statues. Did I mention that the candles are leather scented? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Funny how the irony was missed in that. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Gravity, after re-reading your posts, I think we may be saying the same thing, but reading different interpretations... Here's the way I see it: Consensual rape = Not rape in the legal sense of the word if "acted" out by two consenting adults. Non-consensual rape = Legal rape and should be punished by law. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*snicker* Yeah, I have to agree, Bill...I'm just waaay too vanilla to argue with Gravitymaster on this one. Oh, and hey! I got some e-mails from someone in Nigeria wanting to give me some money! It came from the net, it has to be true! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Good to know. I'd already planned on using my smoker to do it with. I'll let everyone know how it turns out. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Holy hezmata this is awesome! I'm going to make the "salmon with herbs in newspaper" and the creme brulee this weekend. And, yes, I do have a blowtorch that I use for cooking things like creme brulee... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The winter is an excellent down-time to spawn forth new creatures. It even says so in Martha Stewart's "Guide To Occult Monkey Rituals and Fondue Parties" Because, as we all know, everybody loves fondue. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Wow. You got him to throw those little pickles at you while you stand atop a pyramid wearing sun-goddess robes? What a nice guy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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And apparently you don't know how consent figures into the picture. If there's no consent, it's rape, pure and simple. As for kinky sexual acts, that would fall under the realm of "safe, sane, and consensual". It doesn't matter how kinky she is if there's no consent. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Found mine at Wal-Mart in the shoe section. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Suzuki GSX-R1000 @ 174mph accident (VERY GRAPHIC!)
Kris replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Judging from the pics, his bike is definitely totalled as far as most insurance companies are concerned, especially with that much plastic gone. Yes, yes, I know...it's only plastic, but I've seen bikes totalled before for pure cosmetics like that. Amish, if there's no frame or other major damage, buy it back salvage, throw some racing plastics on it, and get the rest of the parts from salvage yards and eBay. You'll have a cheap, paid-off, and custom bike. -
Oh yeah...hook a monkey up! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Man, I'm even better at this stuff then I thought. *thumping chest* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Love children are overrated. How about having my 2-headed love monkey? As for my sigline, well, it's really a term of endearment. Really. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Nice sigline...I was just listening to some Digital Underground. As for WB...meh...he's a'ight. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Suzuki GSX-R1000 @ 174mph accident (VERY GRAPHIC!)
Kris replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Damn...sounds like you had one hell of a tank-slapper, Amish. Sorry to hear that your bike is toast, but that's what insurance is for. Glad you're okay and that's what matters. -
Definitely one of my top 3, with the other two being: "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" by the Beatles, and "My Immortal" by Evanessence. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*making a note to send Sunny a VS gift certificate or something* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You know I love you all lit up, baaaybaaay! I've also registered us at Nothing But Cheese, The Scooter Store, and Toys R Us. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Everyone likes more cowbell. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™