Kris
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Ahhhh! You've asked the question, here's the answer... Longevity. Simple. One word. The vast majority of skydivers are cheap bastards, myself included. I would much rather spend my money on jumps. So when I went all out and got my fully-loaded Mirage UNISYN, I wanted to make sure it would last me for some time to come. My M4-sized Mirage will hold my 170 (which is what it was designed for) when I am ready to downsize. When I am ready again, it will hold my 150. Until then, I have no problems getting my Stiletto 190 in there. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It's not different DZ's. It's in the USPA BSR's. The B-license isn't required to perform a night jump. You only need to have met the requirements for the B-license. Carrie, As to why anyone would pay to get all those numbers, I got them because I earned them, so why not pick them up. Call me a pack-rat. Kris A-34859 B-24105 C-31711 D-Just two night jumps away... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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ROFL That's the "School Bus" Otter from Skydive Dallas. Great jumpship. It's painted Schoolbus yellow and has the black trim too. It's okay, we were using the Caravan on Saturday in its absence. It was chilly in Dallas, but it still felt great in the air. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'm guessing that's a real pic. Here's another great plane-hang pic... Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yup, American McGee's "Alice" is still in my top 10 games list. I thought it was extremely well done. I still haven't been able to find a copy of Doom III. Grrr... Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Tsk, tsk, tsk... Never underestimate the power of a beautiful girl with purple (or burgandy, or pink, or blue, or green...) hair. Give me a good open-minded goth girl any day. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Mike Mullins King Air for raw speed. Shorts SkyVan for the tailgate. CASA's are okay, but the SkyVan will get you there soooo much faster. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I love Magic Carpet dives. Count me in, Kreg. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I love Psycho-packing. I've used it on my Sabre, my Heatwave and I use it on the Stiletto I have now. My Mirage is designed to hold a 170 tight and my Stiletto 190 was bought new. You do the math. Slippery canopy + tight D-bag = massive frustration...unless you psycho-pack. The canopy goes into the bag very easily and I get nothing but great on-heading openings from it. Get the bridle-extension and be careful laying the canopy on the ground 180 until you learn how to do it with finesse. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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QuoteThat's "booby," not "boobie." Simp.Quote I know what I said. I've got a bird-fetish. Hey, you've got birds don't you...and you're going out of town... Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Heh... You said "booby". Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Congrats, Jess! Now it will be safe for me to visit Texas! Good call on "Run Lola, Run". That is another of my all-time favorite flicks. The casino scene is one of my favorites. Kris. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I believe Quake 3 supports multi-processor systems. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Damn. I am so wanting that game! I am crapping my pants like a ninja just flipped-out in front of me! And I'm also waiting for GTA3: Vice City for the PC. Fuck the PS2, I want some new carnage for my PC. Now! Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Dave, considering your state contains Austin, you don't have much to brag about. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I am so there! Count me in. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It was a few months back at Skydive Dallas. I was sit-flying with a buddy of mine and as I was moving in for the dock he dropped. out. I popped over and as I was dropping and rotating around to him I noticed that he now had his PC wrapped around his arm and was oblivious to it. I started pointing at him / gave him the pull sign, and I slid-back several feet. He drove toward me. To make my point I pointed again, belly'd out and tracked like a fiend. He finally realized what was up, cleared it and was open at 6K. When I got under canopy I kept muttering over and over again, "I did not just fucking see that. I can't believe I just fucking saw that." Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I knew there was a reason I really liked you! My list: Dune Akira The Crow The Boondock Saints (Thanks AggieDave!) Anything by Kevin Smith The Shawshank Redemption Fight Club Mulholland Drive Pi Sliding Doors Kris This is what I used to stay sane as a student jumper "The Litany Of Fear", from "Dune" Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn my inner eye to see its path. When the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I think that really is Slappie's pic. Look how one shoulder is lower than the other. That along with the look of post-traumatic fear in his eyes and it's obvious that it's really him: Slappie, Master of the Creeper Slingshot! Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Racquetball. The hard-core, try to cripple your opponent with a charley-horse shot kind. While I haven't been seriously injured skydiving, I have taken a trip to the ER for a really bad injury from a particularly viscious r-ball game. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Geez. What a thing to say about Dove. I wonder who could have said something like that... While I don't have $10 mill, I am sure we can come up with something to spice up the wager. Kris (Owner of the cutest avatar on DZ.com) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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...by the name of Dita Von Teese. The resemblance to Rose McGowan (swoon) is remarkable. Most of the work she does is pretty tasteful. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Off the car...no problem. Off the jumpsuit...well, that requires a trip to the car wash to make use of the high-pressure soap wash. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Dave, Even though you're an aggie I knew there was a reason why I think you're an okay guy. Spot-on on both answers. Rumor has it that Captain Crunch got so good with blue-boxing that he taught himself how to whistle a perfect 2600Hz tone to open the trunk line. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Hehe, yeah I...wait a minute...I live in Oklahoma! Hey! Grrr....