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And I bet you jumped in the loincloths to. That is, assuming you had planes. You were on jump status, right, poodle boy? Justin My Homepage
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Nah. I used a tape recorder. It is the only way to deal with the incoherant babblings of infantry (and the Air Farce). Once I had the recordings, I'd have them translated later. Sometimes, the only word I understood amongst the chatter was the word "sheep" over and over again. When were you in the military?
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Skreamer, That is booooring. And you two are calling me Britannica Boy? What's up with that hypocrisy. But while you are in the reference section, why don't you find info on the Great Poodle-Screwing Scandal. Oh, wait. You already know about that one.
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Nope. Not that it would matter anyway. The convoluted human-animal relations in the Fowler clan would confuse anyone. Heck, from what I understand, you're still working on sorting the people from the animals. It must be difficult figure out what is what. Branding the animals might work, but I know you'd hate to have your sister or mom scorched by a hot poker. Justin My Homepage
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I'm selling DNA and veterinary testing kits so you can straighten out the questions in your family tree.
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Hey Poodle Boy, You're the one who brought up the reserves and the Village People. I was just correcting your errors. And the glorious South African army has done what, exactly? And "your" country is so great that you.... left? Maybe it was the lack of poodles. Justin My Homepage
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I don't have one. Are you Skreamer's little poodle sent to nip at my heals? Justin My Homepage
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Before or after the ban on gays in the scouts?
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Squirmer, I was in the 82d Airborne. You may have heard of them. We could have kicked the shit out of the little pissant "army" you served in before breakfast, and had your mom and sister before lunch. So, what the fuck are you talking about, Poodle-Boy? Justin My Homepage
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Hmm.. a) Mensa Boy. b) Sheep Boy. c) Poodle Boy. I'm okay with "A" if you and Creamer are good with "B" and "C" respectively. Justin My Homepage
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It beats, "Baaaaaahhhhhh." Justin My Homepage
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Nah. I'm just tired of typing and I've come to the realization that you just aren't adequate competition. It was amusing though. Justin My Homepage
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I'm going to bow out of the Skreamer-Clay-JFields degradation festival on account of carpal tunnel syndrome, and victory of course. Seeing as how they are both offline right now, maybe we can remain free of farm animal references for awhile. We thank you for your patience, and apologize for cluttering the boards with our nonsense. Take care, all! Justin My Homepage
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I think it is okay to own it, Diva. Just wear it safely and don't go near Hinton.
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I agree, Diva, but at least it is good to see that Skreamer is knowledgeable about something. Look at the bright side, you aren't his type, so you don't have to worry about him flirting. Just don't wear fuzzy sweaters near him. Justin My Homepage
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It wouldn't really matter anyway, Skreamer. Most people already disregard your opinion on animals, as they know you are blinded by love.
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Puh-lease! They are definitely cargo chute loads. Justin My Homepage
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And this thought obviously turned you on, you sick bastard! The only way people should wear ProTecs around you is strapped to their ass for defense. Or in the case of the British women's 4-way team, a bulldozer scoop could be substituted.
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Not until Georgia is out of sheep, Clay.
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"barnyard sex" Skreamer, what makes you think Clay is limited to domesticated animals? Justin My Homepage
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True. Clay's fetish is quite well known. Almost as much as Skreamer's.
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Shut up, Sheep Boy. You're just jealous of Skreamer because his animal is portable.
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Sounds more like dry dock to me. Justin My Homepage
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I don't think you could, Skreamer. You've been at that thing so long, it has probably started to decompose by itself. Justin My Homepage
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Damn. That's right! You don't have the same issues with lesbian sex! Justin My Homepage