jfields

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  1. I'm a 3 (minus the tie dye) for about 6-9 beers, then gradually turn into 4.
  2. The limit of acceptability also varies greatly by how late in the party the beer is brought out. The emergency cases brought out late in the evening can be damned near anything and still be considered acceptable.
  3. Aww, hell, I wasn't even in this thread. Clay, I think the psychological term for what you are doing is "projection". When your deep-seated sexual identity insecurities overwhelm you, you look around for someone to project your emotions onto, thus freeing yourself of your lingering gender-crisis guilt by mentally transferring it to the other person.
  4. Just replace that thought with a picture of Pammi in the buff making it and the pain should go away, Clay. Justin My Homepage
  5. Or any inflatible "coworkers". Justin My Homepage
  6. If you'd said you wanted that earlier, I'd have volunteered. No need for you to go around with lonely buttons. Justin My Homepage
  7. It depends on the DZ. There doesn't seem to be any broad guidance. My home DZ, where I've bought beer, prefers Corona for some ungodly reason. Whatever! But, when I'm there and I owe, that is what I'll buy. I might bring something else for myself on occasion, but that is my choice. All that is required is to ask around for what the general preference seems to be and go with it. Justin My Homepage
  8. I thought silicone had to be kneaded periodically to maintain proper elasticity. j/k - Nothing to do with cables.... Justin My Homepage
  9. Clay said: Viagra. Justin My Homepage
  10. Man, I don't want to see ANY of it. Justin My Homepage
  11. Clay, Slappie, time to kiss and make up. And unlike when Sunshine and Freaksis would (hypothetically) do it, we do NOT want pictures of you two. Justin My Homepage
  12. I learned in a straight AFF program. With proper gear and instruction, I don't see static line as being any more dangerous than AFF. But for economic reasons, I can see why DZs would want AFF (or tandem progression) instead of SL. Justin My Homepage
  13. She said it was only 24 hours. Who needs groceries? Justin My Homepage
  14. It wasn't a downfall in ethics, Slappie. Clay must have been in a damned generous mood. But it sure was a downfall in standards.
  15. That and the fact that if I was blind and reached for something, I wouldn't find it where I expected. Gravity has done more unkind things to that woman than to some jumper that burned in. EEwwww! Justin My Homepage
  16. If I drank enough rubbing alcohol to go blind, I'm still not sure I could do that. Justin My Homepage
  17. Nope. I'm innocent Clay. The boss-man could check the logs and back me up. Besides, why would I even want to scare myself by looking at that? I hope you were totally shitfaced.
  18. Clay, I know you said you have low standards, but have some respect for yourself, man! And no, I did NOT post that. Justin My Homepage
  19. I think that calls for a scientific survey.... Justin My Homepage
  20. Everyone, time to travel to the boogie of your choice! The airline tickets are on Slappie! Justin My Homepage
  21. Clay, I've gone out of 130s and 141s with an exit weight over 320 on T-10s. You just need to know how to fall. Do you need remedial PLF training? I'm sure Slappie could teach you. Justin My Homepage
  22. Whiner. T-10s aren't that bad. Still, the beer after landing wouldn't hurt.....
  23. Why would I do a search like that? I already know you and Skreamer. What other sickos could there be? Justin My Homepage
  24. I was just teasing, Sis. I'm only a few years behind him.