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It is just a little holiday enjoyment to make up for having to put up with stupid holiday bell-ringers all over the place.
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Perfect! Merrick, you lucky dawg! Justin My Homepage
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Lisa, When Clay gets his lazy, oversleeping, post-whoring ass out of bed, he is all over this. It is right up his alley. Skanky ho's and crude e-mail. Come to think of it, I'm pretty well suited to that also.
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Clay, on behalf of the "fine sea services", sing this with me.... Rubber Ducky, you're the one, You make bath time lots of fun, Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you; (woh woh, bee doh!) Rubber Ducky, joy of joys, When I squeeze you, you make noise! Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true! (doo doo doo doooo, doo doo) CHORUS: Every day when I Make my to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby (rub-a-dub-a-dubby!) Rubber Ducky, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you. (repeat chorus) Rubber Ducky, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of - Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of - Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you! (doo doo, be doo.) Thank you, Ernie, from Sesame Street. Justin My Homepage
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The ONE gy-rene with a sense of humor? Damn! Justin My Homepage
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Is that the recipe that calls for brewing it with a chicken? No, seriously! There is one.
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Oh, dear. I seem to have touched a nerve there. You *did* jump into the thread with a dig, so..... Why do Marines never leave their dead behind? They'd miss their girlfriends. How can one Army paratrooper kill 100 marines? Throw sand on a brick wall and tell them to assault the beach. "cry... weakness...evisceration..." Yeah, whatever. Welcome to the real world. I did not have my cranium opened up and have unrealistic descriptions of superhuman powers, personal invulnerability and overt egomania poured in by the DI's of "the Corps". Nope, I'm not offended, just amused. Justin My Homepage
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Speedie, Some of the European monasteries used to (still do?) have fasts where they went for long periods without eating anything at all. However, they could drink beer. If it had been typical mass-produced pisswater, they would have starved. Not so with nice, substantial homebrews full of vitamins.
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True. It is supposed to be thick enough to use as sunscreen.
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Undoubtedly Keith and Flyinryan. They are just heartbroken that they couldn't snag themselves manly non-spandex-wearin' real men, so they wanted to watch. Creepy skanky she-he-ho's. Justin My Homepage
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You finally found something bigger than the 9-inch extension that brought you up to 10?
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Sweet! You know, I'll be heartbroken if I don't get an invitation. Justin My Homepage
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No, Mike. I've just read a lot about the Marine Corps. Justin My Homepage
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Greedy uncivilized bastard! You are just anxious to try on that "Penis Extender" you bought, aren't you, you very little man? Justin My Homepage
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I was expecting the poll to be everyone voting on who was the top, who was the bottom and whether reach-arounds or spurs were involved. If you are gonna be offensive, go big. Justin My Homepage
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Hell yeah! That is a much better mental image than Keith and Flyinryan getting funky with their tights. And my agreeing with Clay on the concept of women in the hot tub certainly doesn't have homosexual overtones, despite what tights-boy says about it. Justin My Homepage
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Clay, I was referring to him being to easy to insult. Flyinryan does seem to be open to invitations and Keith seems to be taking him up on it. They can get a hotel room.... I'd prefer to think of Freaksis and Sunshine shacked up, myself (with me, ideally). Justin My Homepage
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The truth is that Clay is really an 13-year-old pimply kid surfing porn sites from his momma's AOL account. Justin My Homepage
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Did your browser show the entire image, Clay? The Nile is there. The file is pretty big at full size. Justin My Homepage
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This would just be too easy... no challenge.... Justin My Homepage
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A number of years ago, I did a tour of the Heineken brewery. They were at like 10 am. You walked through the whole brewing and bottling procedure, and ended in a big room with really long tables. At each place was a nice big mug of Heineken. So I sat down and had mine. I turned to talk to someone, then turned forward again. Damn, my empty mug was replaced with a full one. Repeat until in a stupor. Stumble out of the brewery. Unlike Heiney in the states, that stuff was fresh and delicious!
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Whether they say it or not, does anyone NOT have this resolution? Justin My Homepage
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My New Years Resolutions: 1) Post less than Clay. [If I break this, please shoot me.] 2) Find creative child-rearing uses for duct-tape with my baby (due in April). 3) Find some remote-access consulting gigs I can do from my *current* job. 4) Get faster at packing my rig. 5) Jump a lot more. Charitable Resolutions: 1) Set Viking up with a woman. 2) Get Omri to America. 3) Teach Slappie to use a creeper. 4) Help Zennie find a job (damned Enron!) 5) Assist any DZ.com ladies that are lonely or cold in bed. Justin My Homepage
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"Huh? I am not a bum, I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things. My friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? O.k...." Great movie! Justin My Homepage