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    Of course, if it actually worked, he wouldn't need investors.
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    He is the Miner Recreation Officer, Barrel Division.
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    I gotta say, Mission Accomplished! Clay's name is now forever associated with sheep.
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    Does your other older man know this? Will the pampering be serial or simultaneous?
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    Understood, Wendy. There are lots of nice people in the world doing jobs they really shouldn't. It is just them in the context of their jobs that makes things go sour.
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    Dec. 7. Pearl Harbor Day. Of course, I was a few years later.
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    Does anyone else see the irony in needing help with the screen shot to trick the IT department?
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    Skreamer, The sad part is that it took him 26 minutes to think of that. Don't be angry with him. Pity him.
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    ... and Don comes in with the smackdown. LOL
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    That is basically my morning ritual.
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    I figured it the thread title has the word "pornstar" in it, obvious is okay.
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    And we'll call you Rocky, since you're always seen with a moose.
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    Jim, I'm sure the contestants have to be attractive, but there is probably still a requirement for the co-stars. Otherwise the video won't sell later.
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    The New Napster

    jfields replied to Pammi's topic in The Bonfire

    Either what Jim said, or find an alternative streaming channel. There are still a good number of free streams out there. The most interesting ones are from International locations. You can actually find Windows Media Player-formatted streams that don't even require any special software.
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    I thought we struggled to get social programs into inner city schools because the RIGHTIES have guaranteed a flood of weapons into the inner city, promoting such a culture of violence and fear that survival has replaced education as the focus of the students and teachers alike. Top that off with RIGHTIE-sponsored tax cuts for the rich, neglect for anyone making under 6 figures, and you add a healthy dose of hopelessness to everyone didn't come from the good-old-boy network. As for the NEA "owning" our policitians, doubtful, but even so, yeah, education is a terrible thing to support. At least the centrist and left can spell NEA. Funny how the RIGHTIES think supporting our children means switching an R for an E and supporting the NRA to get guns into the hands of schoolchildren so they can kill each other and solve school overcrowding. >
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    I can just see Skreamer talking to a wailing kid: Kid: DDDAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!! Skreamer: Can't you see I'm busy watching the porno channel on TV? Kid: I hurt myself. Skreamer: What? You think screaming your head off like that will make me call the ambulance for you? Kid: But daddy, there is blood everywhere! Skreamer: You got blood on the new carpet? You haven't seen blood yet! Kid: Daddy, it hurts! Skreamer: Do you know how much ibuprofen costs? I'm gonna have to start charging you for that shit. Kid: DDDAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!! Skreamer: Sweet timing! Your mother got home. Go see her. Just teasing man. I actually see your point and agree, but it put a funny visual of "Skreamer's Skool of Tuff Love" in my head.
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    I do know that. But I'd be an idiot if I didn't at least try to steer it towards a time when I knew it would be coming. Whatever. I made the joke. I'll pay for it whenever the time comes.
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    Bytch, If you can get your butt to the Eloy boogie, you'll have your chance for revenge in person. There, another motivator for you.
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    Its all fun and games until you get a blister or poke somebody's eye out.
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    Slow economy hell, I was just assuming $3 was the going rate then, you know, when a loaf of bread was a nickel.
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    Inflation.
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    Now that's a new beer light activity.. Invite another sport who thinks they party after a day of whatever they do.. Let's see whos standing at the end of 6 kegs and can function in their said sport the very next morning Now, that all depends on the creepers, now doesn't it? Maybe we get them on the creepers.
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    I had an A license earlier in the summer, but got my (B and) C before the changeover. Not the D. Oh well. No biggie.