RoadRash

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is soooooooooooooo awesome!!!!!! Lany, it looks like we can attend anger management sessions together...and piss off all kinds of fast food joints...!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Well, I was tempted to park my car and pull down my pants, but a cop was 10 feet away...decided against it...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

So I was starved and knew someone that worked at the McDonald's close by, so I thought I would pick something up on the way home from running errands... Granted, I was in a bad mood to start with...maybe I should have avoided noon lunch rush and gone home...but my hunger won that war...so I proceeded to get in line... I ordered some food...or what passes as food and drove to the first window as instructed... Then I was rudely informed of how much I owed and I handed him my five...which he ripped out of my hand... Then he was about to stick my change in the donation box for the Ronald McDonald House when he looked at me like, "What are you still doing here!" and then he rudely asked...Do you want to donate your change to Ronald McDonald House... Well, after his rude demeanor and lack of any kind of manners I smiled, held out my hand and proceeded to say...: "I would rather shove it up my asshole while you watched." Then I drove up to the second window and left with my greasy food... ~R+R...Maybe if I had asked him to pull down his pants I would have seen a widdle pee-naws...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Roadrash - (Razza frazzin - double crossin' - no good - Varmit byrd!) Well, I'm not goin' to Texas......well, at least not for AOT...... You guys better watch out...I gots a surprise fer ya...... ~R+R...Yes, I'm a bad girl...does that mean you want to jump with me? I suppose she finds all these quotes and whatnot annoying...... I admit it...I'm just lazy...... ~R+R... ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Roadrash - (Razza frazzin - double crossin' - no good - Varmit byrd!) Well, I'm not goin' to Texas......well, at least not for AOT...... You guys better watch out...I gots a surprise fer ya...... ~R+R...Yes, I'm a bad girl...does that mean you want to jump with me? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Wow......that's some Mojo you have going there! Whore, when am I getting my cut?!?!?! If I don't get any money soon...I will hunt you down and bring Olga's 400lb ass with me...IS THAT CLEAR!!!!!!!!!? Ok, everyone continue...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I don't know why...but after reading this thread...I thought this: "I like meat pies 'cause they're meaty!!!!!!" ~R+R...Don't ask...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Do you want a story or a name of one of his books?!? I liked Farewell to Arms...but I think the man is severely depressing...and I only read that and for Whom the Bell Tolls...Buy several boxes of Kleenex and get ready to drink yourself into oblivion...Just like Hemingway...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

OMG Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...that's nuts...LoL......Glad you are ok...but... If you are still in search of your "nuts"...ask your wife...women have a tendency to know where such things are...... Man, please be careful wouldja? I'd like to see you again...preferably in one piece and walking around...... ~R+R...One of those...Smile...

Holy sh*t, you mean YOU are daGimp, too? I'm soooo confused... Ewwwww, no......I'm not that short...... ~R+R...He's got a pretty nice ass when it's not plastered on concrete...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Good question...I have been referred to by one of the following on numerous occasions...Here goes: Dilandau-chan (D-chan) Wonder Woman Nutty-as-a-fruitcake Chugger 8 shots Lil' Alcoholic The Lush RoadRash (Rash) Gimp(y) MLFM I'm sure there are more...but I can't remember all of them...... ~R+R...I still haven't figured out how I get all these crazy names...I'm sooooo sweet and innocent...--------------------> See...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

OMG!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...WOOHOO!!!!!!! HH is a hottie! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

OMG Kris, I am dying laughing...... ~R+R...The wheel, I'm all about the wheel...oh, you meant that one...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I would NOT nominate anyone who lets monkeys RUB OFF on them. thats disgusting man! ::mumbles::...I'm not a man...::mumbles::... ~R+R...I think that's number 15... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Well, lately, I have just been nodding my head and smiling like an idiot...does that count towards nodding? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

OOooh, oooh...I know...oooh, ooh...I know...... Those GD monkeys have rubbed off on me...I blame it all on the poo-flingers at the zoo... ~R+R...I still think I know who!...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I've done a 5-way FF...does that mean I can play with the big boys?!? ~R+R...I'm not too bad... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Dear Sunshine... I plan on moving at the end of this month...What state should I move to? Got any preferences?

I used to go to my mom... But as of late I only talked to my best friend...... Now, I have been venting to some AWESOME people out there...you know who you are...Thank you...! ~R+R...And if you don't know who you are...Then I will call you and tell you! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I think they are "DEAD SEXY" especially when they have Texas accents...... ~R+R...Window licker!!!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...!!!!!!!! Thanks Chris, I needed that...

Since I'm a chick and I finally met the happy-face man...I voted sangiro, hands down... Now if I were gay...hmmm.......I think the Bytch is awesome...and a hottie....so...she would get my vote... ~R+R...I need a hug...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I have no idea...... WHO, WHO!?!?! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Thank you all...I appreciate the hugs and vibes...

I'm not currently drinking, and have been advised against drinking... However...Right now, I need the largest bottle of Vodka there is and anything else I can get my hands on... I'm seriously depressed and confused...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

What about other Parishes of Louisiana? 'Cause I'm from Baton Rouge......East Baton Rouge to be precise...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...