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  1. RoadRash
    Nope, that's just guys. Guys post in detail what a woman's body that they fantasize about looks like??? LOL val, shes not fantasy she's real. he's just fantasizing abou tthe things he wishes she would do with hiim What? He wants her to crack his nuts with her buttcheeks?!? ~R+R...LoL...Now that's kinda disturbing...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Nope, that's just guys. From what I have observed...I would have to agree...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    PORN name!

    RoadRash replied to CieloDiosa's topic in The Bonfire

    Ok, that's funny...Adam Jenner = ThongBoy...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    PORN name!

    RoadRash replied to CieloDiosa's topic in The Bonfire

    Ok, well... I heard that your porn name was the name of your first pet and Mom's maiden name, in that case... I'm Lady Hand...... At your service...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    LOL... this has turned into the Naked Skydivers In The Shower Thread. I'm flattered that I'm an inspiration in creativity. So now when do I get to shower with everyone who PM'd me? Wait! I can't remember...: Did I PM you? ~R+R...I am injured...I need a naughty nurse... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Not too far..........come visit me in Cleveland. If you leave now......you MAY be here by the time I get home from work. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will have to walk...so I might see you in the next week or so......That's what happens when you total your car... No car=Bipedalism... ~R+R...That or begging your sibling for rides to and fro...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Wish you were here. I would gladly share. I discovered something. It would take me a week to eat an entire pound of shrimp. I just got done with the filet. Oh damn was it good!!!! I'll save the other one for either dinner when I get home at 11PM tonight or brunch tomorrow. It's Friday night for me so I think I MAY just get HAMMERED! I need a drooly smiley....I loooooooooooooooove shrimp......Especially with sauce......Dinner at 11pm...Hmmmm....where are you located? ~R+R...MMMmmmmmmmmMMMmmmm...I'm hungry... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Looks like someone is kinda frisky...... Thank you much!!!! ~R+R...There's a top half? Oops, must have missed that......I was distracted by a certain anatomical feature...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    There - I fixed it for ya. Clay gets the sheep - you can have the Rams. Ooooooooooooh...baby...I like to be Rammed......Ooops...I mean...I like umm...I'll just shut up now...... TURTLE! You evil fiend you...get back to work... ~R+R...Who wants a Text Message? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I WANT YOUR SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...That just sounds wrong on so many levels...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! I inspired someon to get naked in the shower and take pictures...now that brightened my spirits immensely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    That's the best suggestion I have heard all day!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...4 teets!!!!!!!!! You'll wanna have 4 hands....especially around milking time...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. RoadRash
    That should extend to pineapple! Verboten! Exsqueeze me? Baking powder? ~R+R...Pineapple and ham is THE BEST!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG...that's f*ckin' hilarious!...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Pineapple and ham... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I think I am going to cry...... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!;_; ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    This is more like the "Herpes thread". The thread that never goes away... hmmm... It's not going away, but it might as well if i don't start seeing some naked men! ...... Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Preach on sista!... ~R+R...Bath time!!!!!!!!...I'm gonna go get nekkid...and enjoy it...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Oh, nothing... They say that talking to your plants makes them grow better... maybe I should stop talking dirty to him. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I thought you were doing when I first read your post and looked at the pic...What were you saying?!? ~R+R...FUNgi is our friend...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    This is awesome HH!!!!!!!! Thank you! ~R+R...Ooooooooooooooh...I feel special...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Then call me you bastard! J/J...... How you doin' man? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. RoadRash
    Yup I sho is! Really? ~R+R...I'm a good girl, honest... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. RoadRash
    I ask again...Are you single? ~R+R...Just for future reference... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. RoadRash
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The TEQUILA MONSTER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...::sniff, sniff::...I smell DDs...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    They're multiplying like a virus I tell you. I wonder if it's like Alien starring Sangiro as Sigorney Weaver? Hmmmmm...I'm having a hard time picturing HH with Sigorney's curly hair...maybe we could all pitch in and buy him a wig...and we'll have to ask one of the gun nuts in Speaker's Corner where to get one of those bitchin' guns and attatch a flamethrower on it...... Hey, HH, how do you look in a bra? ~R+R...Just wondering... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. RoadRash
    Sounds like a long way to go...I am going to the East coast for a week, then out to Texas myself...to terrorize the DZ.commers out there for a while...... BTW...I hate packing......Parachutes=ok, clothes and personal belongings=sucks...... I have an 800 mile trip and then almost a 30 hour trip to Texas...at least I am going to have company for part of the trip...... Have a safe trip man!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Actual quotes: "DID YOU SEE THAT GIANT PEACH!!!!!!!!!!" "Yeah, I saw that giant peach...what a turn-on..." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...